Zaad Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.. Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Very good Zaad. Here is my submission: Cheers, SD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Well done guys...fod for thought there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaad Posted September 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 I like yours, Black Tiger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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