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Americans have Irony (Shock!)


David_66_UK

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News to me anyway ::

 

www.ironictimes.com

 

Republicans: Tax Cuts Will Help Poor

They'll keep more of their dividends, capital gains.

 

Senate Votes to Strip

Detainees of Legal Rights

Prisoner Without a Name, Cell Without a Number Bill passes easily.

 

1,400 Pound Meteorite

Found in Kansas

Kansas scientists estimate it landed about the time Satan was cast out of Heaven.

 

REMINDER

Machine guns don't kill dozens of

innocent bystanders, people do.

 

CORRECTION

We reported recently that in response to the Washington Post's revelation that the U.S. had secret prisons in Eastern Europe where suspects were tortured, Majority Leader Bill Frist opened a Senate investigation of the secret prisons. In fact, Senator Frist opened an investigation of how the newspaper found out about them. We regret the error.

 

 

What is the sentence you would least like to hear from your interrogators?

A ) We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

B ) We have ways of making you talk.

C ) No one will hear your screams.

D ) We're doing everything we can to protect the American people.

 

U.S. Falling Behind in Science, Engineering

Surging ahead in superstition, mumbo-jumbo.

 

Poll: Majority of Americans

Reject Evolution

Accept ?The Flintstones.?

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