John_Betong Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun. So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand". Cilla looks a bit perplexed,but says "Okay". He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before. Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......." "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun". Cilla complies with the routine. The results this time are absolutely mind blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer dat much?" Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser, the b!tch stole ma wallet !". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Dog Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Brialliant! I remember seeing Cilla Black on TV when I was quite young thinking she was pretty good looking! I had a fondnss for big teach women for a long time after that. DOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Thanks...very good :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limbo Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Love that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 A true story... "A mate of mine and some footballers were out on a golfing jolly, and sat in the clubhouse having a celebrity shag conversation. "Sean Connery walked in, so a couple of the lads shout over to him 'Hey Sean, bet you've had a celebrity shag or two.. what's your best ever?'. Connery just grimaced and walked out. "Later on, some of the lads were still sitting around and Sean walks back in. He comes over to the table and said, "1964. Petula Clark. Up the arse" Then he walked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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