The_Munchmaster Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic'. Wow! I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!! "Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled.................................................................... So I told her to f*ck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli13 Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 cool - pass her on will ya cos I've lost a stone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Thats a lot of gall... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli13 Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 non taken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 The_Munchmaster said:I"just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!" Thats a feckin understatement :elephant: :elephant: :elephant: :elephant: :elephant: :elephant: :elephant: :elephant: :elephant: :elephant: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted December 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 What you trying to say?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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