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Chicken for Jet Fighters


enigma

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I read that Thailand is now considering bids for jet fighters from Russia, Sweden and America.

 

Apparently Russia has accepted a barter offer from Thailand for 250,000 tons of chicken in exchange for their jets.

 

After initially balking at such a barter proposal, Lockheed Martin has apparently also agreed to accept chicken as payment.

 

No word from Sweden yet, from what I've read.

 

Press reports indicate that Mr. T has told chicken farmers to kick in the afterburners. ::

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As far as I understand was the chicken deal canceled for cash payment, because in this kind of barter trade 10% kickback for involved military/politicians/oligarchs would be difficult to handle if they stick to chicken. It's a typical example for the current political situation where corruption seems to be rampant.

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Update...

 

Not to be undercut by the competition, Sweden's ambassador to Thailand, Jonas Hafstrom, yesterday stated that his country "will accept 100-percent barter and we are willing to take whatever Thailand offers."

 

Sources report that several hundred katoey were observed boarding charter flights to Stockholm earlier today. ;)

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