zob65 Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 I was out on the tiles with my mate who wishes to live and work in Thailand. I was showing him the error in his ways,( it took a few days to get the message through), so Im bit puffed at the moment. Anyway while out , we were at a bar named after a Red Indian tribe, sitting at the table with a girl dancing on the table. The young short stocky Esarn lass was trying her hardest to get me interested. I was not paying attention and was talking to my mate. She proceeded to flash the freckle and I could virtually see what she had for dinner. Not thinking I pulled out my methol sniffer ("Poy-Sain") what most TGs use when they have a Farang who has BO. I was using it because of a cold, she spotted me and let out a shriek claiming that her lower parts dont smell! I explained that I had a cold etc and brought her a drink to calm things down. She came back happy and proceeded to rub her self on my leg, (still having no undies on). We paid up and left. I soon discovered as I was wearing light coloured trousers , that I had a canoe shaped poo mark on my Leg!! A first for me in Thailand after 15 years. So try explaining that to the missus, who thinks we go to watch the football and cricket! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaad Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 hahaha! Frame her work and keep it as a memory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 From now on wear brown trousers ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 You went for a great dive to catch the ball .....and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Dont you just hate it when eating a bacon butty in light trousers and brown sauce drips on your leg, you try to wipe it off and it leaves a smear very similar to a poo stain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kite_Flyer Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 There's a lot to be said for wearing black Levis... Champion effort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Kite_Flyer said:There's a lot to be said for wearing black Levis... Champion effort I must have missed the Balck Levi's thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sukhumvit Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 We used to have a dog, when I was a kid, who loved pulling itself along on its two front legs as it wiped its bottom on the carpet. Kinda makes you think this girl was making some sort of statement in her own little way. Maybe they ran out of paper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 "Ran out of Paper" RAOFLMAO :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Better than lipstick on your underwear :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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