BadaBing Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Ok , just got back from a biz trip , a few notes on what I noticed about the " new " security. LAX to DFW going thru security nothing different , except the loud speaker tell you to throw away Gels , Deodorants , Toothpast , any liquids. Fuck me about the rest of prohibited items... Boarding Gate ( AA ) 4-5 National Guard guys fucking with everyone , after plane 1/2 loaded , they take off to go fuck with other passengers. Seems they are more worried about who may rush the cockpick , bad guys take note , bombs are allowed from rows 30 to the back of the flight. Noted items above to be carried onboard that are " prohibited " , if you can carry on you person , without being metal , go for it. Chicken shit cunt me ( test drive :smirk: ) carried nothing , paid about 12 fucks at 7-11 for morning shit toiletries I used once. Left for illegal alien maid to take home... DFW to LAX Security a breeze , carry on your person as noted before. Bad guys , no National Guard , bombs allowed 1st to last row of coach. Rushing cockpit , up to you. If you eat at TGI Fridays , wont serve " doubles " for drinks , food orders cum with plastic forks/ knives. If ordering steaks , make sure " ultra-rare " easy cutting . Weather related note , Dallas , +100 F each day for month of August , no rain. Slightly windy in evening. Hope this helps..... Bada Bing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCgringo Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 the California National Guard is a joke at the airport, no weapons , last time , I think 9-11 they had weapons and no bullets, So they have to look busy all day doing something , I think they could do better checking the fences etc in Humvees, out in the public view OC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BKKNUT Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Security is a joke. My 4yr old kid carryed on soda and insect bite gel in her backpack. We didn't realize it till we got home. The whole thing is a joke. Just put your toothpaste in your pocket and walk right on bye. I was checked by no one at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Get the tooth paste in the plastic tube, not the metalic one. And what would keep these terrorists from ingesting the explosives inside a condom, shitting them out, assembling a bomb and doing their bit? Drugs get smuggled all the time that way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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