MaiLuk Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Confessionn time. I never mastered the squat toilet. The last time i used one was at a bus station in hua hin. I had to go bad. Did my squat. Aimed as carefully as you would if you were trying to shoot the ass off a gnat at 300 meters. Despite my efforts, i overshot the damn thing and left an unpleasant smelling pile on the rim of the fuckin toilet. Not the first time i overshot. Is there some special technique that one has to be inducted into to make this thing work? I imagine the question is of vital importance to bus station janitors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadaBing Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Practice makes perfect from another thread mind you..... Bada Bing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Mailuk, i know what you mean...i hate them, cant discern a good technique...just position, aim and hope for the best...i dont think thais have mastered it judging by some of the mess i've seen in my time...in fact i am quite horrified by some of the male 'adult' thais i work with and their seeming inability to aim when urinating....quite disturbing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Dog Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Since a rather bad accident I now remove my trousers/shorts before attempting aim. DOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 A friend unknowingly had his wallet fall out of his pocket into the squat john. Then he managed to crap all over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orangutan Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 I do the same thing ND. It's a bitch trying to step out of your shorts and pants without your piss and shit coated shoes rubbing against them! I'm amazed at how accurate i've been...right down the middle. -OT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 A friend unknowingly had his wallet fall out of his pocket into the squat john. Then he managed to crap all over it. A new meaning to laundering money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 If you are lucky, they have a water hose to do a quick wash up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shygye Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Look at how Thais squat when they are relaxing. Most Farangs can not get that low. So practice squating to reduce the distance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 hey,i'm improving....... after reading this Thread i cut out a 2 foot wide bit of cardboard which i have marked in circles of numbers. 50 for a bullseye and radiating out. everytime i feel like a dump i rush out into the garden and squat above the target and try and improve my aim..........almost got a 50 earlier........ but i get some funny looks from the neighbours as a wave and smile at them as i squat........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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