Living with a Thai Girl - The Idiot goes car shopping alone

[Weird]

haha. nice one.

[liquidflux]

LOL

 

Surely there's now a post on some Thai message board titled 'Farang Bah try to buy my car'

[Nervous_Dog]

Oh crap I can just see, and sooner or later the two stories will meet.

 

"So there I was working at the car park and in comes this Farang looking for his car.

 

I assumed he had lost his car and he's wondering around, looking crazy like all farangs, then he pointed to the Golf wagon I just bought, and said "Thats a nice car"

 

Well, even though he was a farang he had good taste, so I said thank you. He then asked if he could see inside it.

 

Now you know I am very proud of my new car, even if it is 2nd hand, it's european you know, so I gave him the keys and he opened up and sat inside. He was VERY impressed with my new car, and then asked how old I was.

 

Well, I might enjoy getting my shoulders rubbed when I am at the club having a piss with you guys, but I'm NOT gay, then he asked again, and I realised he meant how old was the car. MAN what a relief, he was pretty ugly and fat to be hitting on me, not that I'm gay or any thing.

 

So I tell him its only 7 years old, and then he asks how much.

 

I thought again at first how much to go with me, no way I thought I'd go with him, I mean, I don't mind a man massage, but no way I am gay, then I realised he meant the car, how much for the car.

 

So I told him the price I paid, 340 000 baht, and the rude farang, they are so rude aren;t they, the rude farang then says TOO MUCH, YOU PAID TOO MUCH.

 

The man is practically yelling at me, dam farangs are loud, and he smelt! Did I say that before, he smelt of brning hair.

 

Anyway he tells me I paid way too much for the car, and I got really worried, because this is my first car and I was pretty upset, so then he starts walking around the car park asking how much various cars cost, like I know what the owners paid? I only park the cars, I don't own them! And all the time I keep thinking, maybe I paid too much for the car, curse that Farang, and then, finally he asks me, WHAT CARS CAN HE BUY HERE

 

The idiot kee nok farang, he thinks it's a car yard! It's a Car Park I tell him, i haven;t stopped laughing at the stupiid farangs since then!

[James34]

Both versions of the story are hilarious!

[magician]

 

Holy fuck that is funny!

 

 

[limbo]

Oh crap I can just see, and sooner or later the two stories will meet.

 

"So there I was working at the car park and in comes this Farang looking for his car.

 

I assumed he had lost his car and he's wondering around, looking crazy like all farangs, then he pointed to the Golf wagon I just bought, and said "Thats a nice car"

 

Well, even though he was a farang he had good taste, so I said thank you. He then asked if he could see inside it.

 

Now you know I am very proud of my new car, even if it is 2nd hand, it's european you know, so I gave him the keys and he opened up and sat inside. He was VERY impressed with my new car, and then asked how old I was.

 

Well, I might enjoy getting my shoulders rubbed when I am at the club having a piss with you guys, but I'm NOT gay, then he asked again, and I realised he meant how old was the car. MAN what a relief, he was pretty ugly and fat to be hitting on me, not that I'm gay or any thing.

 

So I tell him its only 7 years old, and then he asks how much.

 

I thought again at first how much to go with me, no way I thought I'd go with him, I mean, I don't mind a man massage, but no way I am gay, then I realised he meant the car, how much for the car.

 

So I told him the price I paid, 340 000 baht, and the rude farang, they are so rude aren;t they, the rude farang then says TOO MUCH, YOU PAID TOO MUCH.

 

The man is practically yelling at me, dam farangs are loud, and he smelt! Did I say that before, he smelt of brning hair.

 

Anyway he tells me I paid way too much for the car, and I got really worried, because this is my first car and I was pretty upset, so then he starts walking around the car park asking how much various cars cost, like I know what the owners paid? I only park the cars, I don't own them! And all the time I keep thinking, maybe I paid too much for the car, curse that Farang, and then, finally he asks me, WHAT CARS CAN HE BUY HERE

 

The idiot kee nok farang, he thinks it's a car yard! It's a Car Park I tell him, i haven;t stopped laughing at the stupiid farangs since then!

 

Hilarious Dog! Hope I'm not ;

 

[rookie]

Score one for the Thai's...farang zero.

 

The original story and ND's Thai version are absolutely hilarious. Thanks for sharing... your embarassment!

[Nervous_Dog]

No worries, life here is often embarressing, I'm just not usually brave enough to share my Mr Bean moments!

 

As a foot note, I have decided to buy a mates car. He's a engineer, very finicky, so before i even asked he had all the service history documentation ready. 1998 Mitsubishi Galant 1.5 - 200 000 baht, which is about what he'd get at a dealer, but for me about 40 - 80 000 less than the dealer would sell it for.

 

DOG

[jai-dee]

The funniest post I've read in ages!

[rookie]

ND...with your permisson...

I'd like to post your story elsewhere, mentioning no names other than it appeared on Thai360.

 

It's just too good not to share!!