Ckrisg Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 This was posted an another Thai board by Lub Too Mut, apologies if he posts here but its a classic On my last trip coming through the immigration line there was a Scottish lady with a couple of children, the mother had reason to give one child a little smack. A german alongside looked disdainfully and said "In Germany we dont smack our children" to which the Scottish lady replied "And in Scotland we dont gas our jews ! now fuck off" I laughed all the way to Patts.. It was the funniest put down I ever ever heard... awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lazyphil Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 I remember trying to chat some farang bird up at a Full Moon party on Ko Pha Ngan once. She said,"Do you like sex and travel." I replied "yes" She said, "Well fuck off somewhere else then." Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooNoi Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 I posted this a while back on another thread, but still a good story: Not so much a rejection line as a rejection action... I remember being on RCA last year on a Friday night in Route 66, and being rather pissed and dancing the night away. A very cute, typical Good-Thai-Uni-Girl (typical of Route 66) caught my eye about 3 tables over. She was fucking gorgeous. Totally out of my league in the P4P scene, let alone picking up a GTG of this calibre! (But thought I'd have a crack anyway!) Anyway, throwing caution to the wind, I caught her eye and blew a kiss in her direction. She smiled sweetly, pretended to reach out and "catch" it with her hand. The the smile instantly turned into a frown, and she "threw" the kiss down at her feet and proceeded to stamp on it repeatedly with her foot as if she was squashing a bug. I just wanted to curl up and die. I only stayed another 5 minutes then had to leave as I couldn't handle her and all her friends laughing at me. As Dog would say.... FARK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 MooNoi, next time just do what I do. Forget blowing the kiss.....I just smile and lick my eye-brows. :grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooNoi Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 MooNoi, next time just do what I do. Forget blowing the kiss.....I just smile and lick my eye-brows. :grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Nice touch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Real GTGs do not go to RCA ... 'Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ckrisg Posted January 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Real GTGs do not go to RCA ... 'Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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