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Ok. Here's what happened.

 

Musharraf had been planning to move against the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court for some time and planned it to coincide with the cricket World Cup.

 

Meanwhile, the CIA trained an elite group of Irishmen, (and some Australians), to play world class cricket, note that the team appeard out of nowhere!

 

Bob Woolmer was a CIA/Pakistani ISI agent, hired to f**k the Pakistan team up as much as possible.

 

Just before the tournament began, Musharraf made his move against the Chief Justice. There was outrage, people rioted in the streets.

 

Then, the unthinkable happened. Pakistan was KNOCKED OUT OF THE WORLD CUP BY IRELAND. Possibly the most humiliating defeat in the history of cricket.

 

Concern about the Chief Justice disappated, just as Musharraf/CIA/ISI planned. Now, all anyone in Pakistan is their defeat. They are too demoralized to protest against Musharraf's moves.

 

Woolmer? His vanity got the better of him. He couldn't take the unprecedented disgrace of defeat at the hands of the Leprechauns, and was planning on blowing the lid on the whole operation, and so, was suicided by the ISI.

 

Simple, but sad.

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