Man at Work Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% A-T-T- I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it's the BULlSHIT and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top. :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 First time I heard that joke it was written in Roman Numerals. An Oldie but still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALHOLK Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Assumption: Learning proper English will get you even further. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127% (not 118 ) While: A-R-S-E-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+18+19+5+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 131% QED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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