bibblies Posted November 24, 2001 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Khun Straycat: Hmmm, I wonder what these girls are talking about when looking at you and me, guys ;-) "Pom-poii, suuuure...but jai dee & money *too* much. Each to own. No ploblem" Straycat That's actually a good topic in itself! I was walking past the Soi 4 pharmacies around 2am last week and my gf heard someone say "There goes Mr. 500 Baht". Bizarre, since I've never paid that amount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarisin Posted November 24, 2001 Report Share Posted November 24, 2001 I think you'll find that most bargirls (perhaps with the exception of the real 'stunners') tend to like us fat guys. Yes, the image of the jolly 'pum pui' fat boy is one of jaidee for them. They do love to push and poke at your tummy a la Pillsbury Doughboy. Of course, I think there is a fine line there between the cute fat boy and the obese lard ass. I don't think you can put a kilogram limit on it though, and they will not be installing scales anytime soon in the bars. Once again, I think it is more about attitude and how you act in the bar rather than your gross tonnage. And, yes, one cannot forget the impact of baht on the lasses that can make them quickly forget about that belly hanging over your belt. Works for me, I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2001 Report Share Posted November 26, 2001 You what they say "fat ankles, stinky pussy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardinalblue Posted November 26, 2001 Report Share Posted November 26, 2001 The fattest girl on the stage is usually blocking my view of the cutest one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 27, 2001 Report Share Posted November 27, 2001 Moving slightly away from 'the fattest girl' topic (don't worry, I'll return to it later) I want to tell you about the fattest farang I ever did see in a Bangkok bar. This was at the beginning of the year in Bottoms Up on the ground floor of NEP and I nearly spat my beer over the table when i saw this guy. He was sitting by the stage and just imagine the fattest guy who've ever seen in your life and then some. How the hell he even got through the door I don't know (maybe they winched him through the roof on a rope) but no way could he fit on a seat. The katoey-mamasan that runs Bottoms Up had to get 3 beer barrels pushed together for this guy to sit on and even then he was spilling off. Surely some other guys must have seen this character around. Anyway....on the to the fat girls topic and I'll open my heart to you guys. My names Mart and when I'm really drunk I become a fat-aholic. This June I pulled a chubster out of Cowboy. Can't remember which bar but she was a welcome girl and she couldn't believe that I took her. She didn't mince around with ladydrinks and was straight onto the Heineken and when it was time to leave she couldn't resist a bag of chicken hearts on sticks. Let me tell you though that the sex was fantastic. Thats the things about chubsters....they are always good value in the sack. Now we move on to the downside though. Waking up with a hangover and a fattie is not good. Even worse is watching your hotel receptionists jaw hit the floor as you escort your new girlfriend out through the lobby... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarisin Posted November 27, 2001 Report Share Posted November 27, 2001 And thus it was so... The Bangkok Chapter of Fat Bargirl Barfiners Anonymous was opened. The FBBA. Any other members out there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 27, 2001 Report Share Posted November 27, 2001 There is a Thai Lady who goes by the name of Fang who is frequently at The Thermae when she isn't with her American Boyfriend (who lives in Pattaya). Fang has dripping makeup and that is how her man (Mack) likes his women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarisin Posted November 27, 2001 Report Share Posted November 27, 2001 Um, sorry, but what is dripping makeup? Is she a candle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasiadai Posted November 28, 2001 Report Share Posted November 28, 2001 Sarisin wrote: "And thus it was so... The Bangkok Chapter of Fat Bargirl Barfiners Anonymous was opened. The FBBA. Any other members out there?" I am the first FBBA!!! Fat Bargirl Barfiner Anonymous. Yes, I must betrayal me: I am a lover of voluptuous, chubby girls. Really, I do prefer plumpers. That is my kind of woman: voluptuous, chubby, big titted, plump, with a little baby fat on her bones. I go crazy about those kind of girls. For me they have a lot of sex appeal. Ok, I must admit that these kind of girls are not beauties or stunners. But for me they are sex bombs! When I see that kind of girl dancing in a gogo bar I want her at once: I start fantasising: fondling her big tits, enjoying her voluptuous body and fucking her all night long and coming many times like a Saudi Arabian oil source. Sorry, but I am keen on well-developed girls. Na Sia Dai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 28, 2001 Report Share Posted November 28, 2001 In reply to Sarisin I'll explain Fang's "running makeup". Fang wears too much makeup. Fang sweats like a Sumo Wrestler in a sauna. Fang is hot and juicy. Mack likes Fang for the women she is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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