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The Panty Thief


Steve

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One of my best friends was a model and she said her agent once told her of a site where her pic would be posted and men would buy her 'used' or 'soiled' panties and she would get a cut of the proceeds.

 

...and no she didn't do it. I told her its easy money, I'd do it. :smirk:

 

I remember a time during my college days when I was permanently skint. :( My flat mate Davey "Wheels" Wheeler :clown: had this porn mag and, in the classifieds section, there was an ad for "randy housewife's soiled panties with saucy polaroid snap included" :p for 20 quid a set, and a anonymous P.O. Box number for would-be purchasers to send their cash (cash only: no cheques or postal orders) to. :hubba:

 

We were thinking of putting a similar ad of our own in to make some swift and easy brass. :up: Wheels had some polaroid snaps of his ex-bird Teresa "Big Tits" Braithwaite who'd dumped him when she caught him shagging her younger sister Tania, sexy shots of Big Tits frigging herself off with a dildo and whatnot. :relieved: We planned to shoplift loads of pairs of birds' knickers, then just rub some cheddar cheese and a dab of vinegar and milk into the gusset section, then send them to any losers that posted us 20 sheets, along with one of Wheels's candid photos of Big Tits masturbating. :applause:

 

Never got round to it, like, once the whacky baccy wore off. :drunk: I think we started selling "speed" (ground up Pro-Plus caffeine tablets nicked from Boots cut with 50% bicarbonate of soda nicked from the Paki shop) at the student bars instead, for pocket money, like. Less effort, and better profits. :clown:

 

jack :help:

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