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COLFAX, Washington - A man is facing a sentence of one-and-a-half months after admitting he stole 93 pounds of women's undergarments.

 

Garth Flaherty, 24, was charged with first-degree theft and burglary in the stealing of 1,613 pairs of panties, bras and other women's underwear from laundry rooms.

 

Under an agreement with prosecutors, he pleaded guilty and was sentenced Friday in Whitman County Superior Court to 45 days in jail. He may serve 30 days of his term in community service, court officials said.

 

Flaherty was arrested March 24 after police received a report of a man hanging out in an apartment complex laundry room.

 

In his bedroom, police said, they found enough women's underwear to fill five garbage bags.

 

Police had previously received 12 reports of panty thefts in the northeast part of Pullman, where Washington State University is located.

 

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COLFAX, Washington - A man is facing a sentence of one-and-a-half months after admitting he stole 93 pounds of women's undergarments.

 

Garth Flaherty, 24, was charged with first-degree theft and burglary in the stealing of 1,613 pairs of panties, bras and other women's underwear from laundry rooms.

 

1,600 pairs? He's a f*cking amateur, man. :nono: Honest, this happens all the time in Japan (where you can buy "schoolgirls' used panties" from vending machines). :doah:

 

This one clown was caught with over [color:red]8,000 pairs[/color] of stolen panties in his one-room apartment: Link, with Video of the Dude's Panties-Filled Drum :applause:

 

Link to our second contestant, another jap panty thief with pics of his (by jap standards) modest haul (1700 pairs) :up:

 

Link: this loser was caught trying to nick some panties whilst wearing a schoolgirl uniform :clown:

 

Link to contestant number 4, an entrepreneurial jap who manufactured his own "panty-pinching hook" (pics) and had 2500 pairs of knickers to his name when he was arrested. :relieved:

 

Link to handy guide, including printable map, to buying used panties in Tokyo: they start at $40 a pair, lads :hmmm:

 

Link to website where eager jap blokes upload photos of their bird's/wife's/daughter's (I kid you not) soiled knickers (the set at the bottom of the page are a 15-year-old girl's :doah:

 

I kid you not: if panty-pinching was an Olympic sport, the japs would take the gold medal every time. :grin:

 

There are some downsides to living here too, like. :smirk:

 

jack :help:

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Well, it's only a bit of fun, isn't it. :shhh: As long as you put them back. :smirk:

 

...bemoaning the lack of recent encounter and opportunity for genuine romantic overtures, I stole a pair of my sassy neighbour Mrs Shimada's panties off her washing line at midnight one night last week. :up: Reached over from my verandah and swiped the bastards no sweat. Beigey-orangey silk ones with a wee white lacey bow on the front panel. :hubba: (Almost certainly her's, rather than her teenaged daughter's. :nono: ) Put them on and walked around in them. Sniffed them and had two leisurely wanks whilst imagining shagging her and the young 'un. :applause:

 

Then I snuck out and put them back on her washing line at about 3AM. No harm done. :cool:

 

What the eye doesn't see the heart won't grieve over, as they say. :smirk:

 

jack :help:

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Seriously, put them back and no harm done. :nono: I remember going shopping with my ex-missus :down: and buying her some knickers and a bra. :rolleyes: I was flabbergasted at how expensive the bastards were. :doah: I mean, a pair of smalls for myself cost, even in Japan, about 500 yen (less than $5), but a middle-range knicker-and-bra set for the missus was ten or fifteen times that f*cking price. :doah: Jesus, no wonder birds get cross when their knickers get swiped off the washing line. So would I if I'd paid that much for the f*ckers. :mad:

 

jack :help:

 

 

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