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K2. The New Tora Bora?


Fidel

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Guess what. Reports have been coming in over the past week, that the Sheik himself, OBL (Kanobie) is alive and well and living in... K2! It is unclear whether he decided to settle here for the mountaineering or the snow boarding.

 

Apparently the US Ambassador to Pakistan recently attended a high level meeting in Doha, along with David "Betray us" Petraeus to discuss an operation to go "smoke him out".

 

The hope is that, once the US airforce is done, K2 will be several thousand meters lower, and therefore much easier to climb.

 

Daily Times: Osama in K2 Mountains

 

Meanwhile, in what appears to be an absolute stroke of genius, the US is now distributing Funky Green Osama Matchbooks with offers of a reward for his capture. This tactic can't possibly fail (I intend to pick up a bunch of these cool match books. If anyone is interested in having one, let me know).

 

 

 

 

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