frede Posted July 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Ive got to say it' date=' there is simply not enought time in the world for even a filthy manslut like moi to fuck all these hoowahs. However, lordy, I am trying. So, from when your bellend made its first touchdown on a Thai landing pad, throught to now.....how many hookers do you think have had the good fortune of being boned by you? [/quote'] OK, Mr. Stupid here to add a poll and get somenumbers together...of course, I am handsum man and I *** always *** get it for free 55555555555 Mate.....that is far too tame! Im looking at much larger numbers. Hell, Id done 26 hookers before I left school!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frede Posted July 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Does the figure also include those of questionable nature such as ladyboys? Man, women or beast. Not sure where a LB fits though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Ive got to say it' date=' there is simply not enought time in the world for even a filthy manslut like moi to fuck all these hoowahs. However, lordy, I am trying. So, from when your bellend made its first touchdown on a Thai landing pad, throught to now.....how many hookers do you think have had the good fortune of being boned by you? [/quote'] OK, Mr. Stupid here to add a poll and get somenumbers together...of course, I am handsum man and I *** always *** get it for free 55555555555 Mate.....that is far too tame! Im looking at much larger numbers. Hell, Id done 26 hookers before I left school!!!!!!!!!!! You mean ..during school hours ...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonjon058 Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 For all the >26 members, finish the following: "You know your a monger if..." I'll start "... you see a pretty girl and you ask 'haven't we fucked some place before?'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frede Posted July 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 ....You see a pretty girl but don't look twice. You have just got played a 9 hole round with three even pretty girls that ended in you squirting your muck into 3 open, lucious mouths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frede Posted July 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Ive got to say it' date=' there is simply not enought time in the world for even a filthy manslut like moi to fuck all these hoowahs. However, lordy, I am trying. So, from when your bellend made its first touchdown on a Thai landing pad, throught to now.....how many hookers do you think have had the good fortune of being boned by you? [/quote'] OK, Mr. Stupid here to add a poll and get somenumbers together...of course, I am handsum man and I *** always *** get it for free 55555555555 Mate.....that is far too tame! Im looking at much larger numbers. Hell, Id done 26 hookers before I left school!!!!!!!!!!! You mean ..during school hours ...? I did have a PE/maths teacher in my 4th year, I was 15 she was a 23 year old new entrant. Oh, was she the sexies thing! We all wanted to fuck her. I told her this in the pub was I was 22. It was her 30th. She fucked my senseless. Its the only time Ive EVER felt like I was the one who could do no more. Total filthy filthy vixen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTO Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 <> my what? Mate, friend? Ive? Ive is a dutch friend of yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooNoi Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 I shagged a mate's mum when I was 19... sigh... Happy memories of Mrs Youdale!! She was 43, but looked about 35 and told me she hadn't had a shag of her husband in about 5 years. One of the highlights of my sexual life. She was a dirty, dirty lady! Shit... she'd be 60 now!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Ive got to say it' date=' there is simply not enought time in the world for even a filthy manslut like moi to fuck all these hoowahs. However, lordy, I am trying. So, from when your bellend made its first touchdown on a Thai landing pad, throught to now.....how many hookers do you think have had the good fortune of being boned by you? [/quote'] OK, Mr. Stupid here to add a poll and get somenumbers together...of course, I am handsum man and I *** always *** get it for free 55555555555 Mate.....that is far too tame! Im looking at much larger numbers. Hell, Id done 26 hookers before I left school!!!!!!!!!!! You mean ..during school hours ...? I did have a PE/maths teacher in my 4th year, I was 15 she was a 23 year old new entrant. Oh, was she the sexies thing! We all wanted to fuck her. I told her this in the pub was I was 22. It was her 30th. She fucked my senseless. Its the only time Ive EVER felt like I was the one who could do no more. Total filthy filthy vixen. That explains a few things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frede Posted July 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 I bet she's still dirty. They never lose their nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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