September madness

[Al]

Here is a chance to make some money.

 

Since we have already lost our retirement savings in the market, there is at least one way to win something back out of this financial mess.

 

Why wait till March for the basketball games?

 

[Al]

(stolen from somewhere on the Internet)

 

Investment tips for 2008:

With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and acquisition

of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with

any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the

ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

 

Watch for these consolidations in later this year:

 

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace will merge and become:

Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

 

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:

Poly, Warner Cracker.

 

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

MMM-Good.

 

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:

Zip-Audi-Do-Da .

 

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:

Fed-UP.

 

6. Fairchild Electronic s and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell-Honeychild.

 

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

Poupon-Pants.

 

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:

Knott-NOW!

 

And finally...

 

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge and become:

TittyTitty-BangBang

 

[Dexi]

Don`t forget the merger of Cunard and Aer Lingus....

[Mekong]

Don`t forget the merger of Cunard and Aer Lingus....

 

 

Good one Lee