Nervous God Posted March 17, 2010 Report Posted March 17, 2010 Must be a glitch at the universal occilator, being re born as a god is tough, blessed be the spirits of moa mark.
Julian2 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Posted March 17, 2010 Do your acolytes take a collection? Just alms or is money welcome? As an ordained minister of religion I could assist in starting a cult of adoring worshippers.
Redbaron Posted March 17, 2010 Report Posted March 17, 2010 fuck that's wierd.. we got a baby puppy staffy a few weeks ago and have been taking her to puppy classes to try and stop he pissing on the floor and HUMPING everythjing in site... puppy school gives us a bunch of stuff to read and some was about "Nervous Dogs" thought : fuck haven't seen him around for a while and POP - you're back... sort of.. you haven't found religion have you?? one knocked on my door this am despite the sign
Nervous God Posted March 17, 2010 Author Report Posted March 17, 2010 Red, not found religion, i am now a religion. I cast a divine eye over the dog but i find nothing wrong with it's behaviour. Pope Julian the 1st has found religion, me. Our first prophit, moa mark is sadly passed on and lives in heaven with me. Pope julian, please gather virgins and money from the followers. We'll split it between us. I am planning to show myself where ever naked women appear. Over song kran i think i'll have a spirital event near a pink house.
Encore Posted March 17, 2010 Report Posted March 17, 2010 I suppose you'll soon be introducing a new Sacrement : The Sacrement of Holy Fornication, to be celebrated in the Pink House with an Isaan Virgin (That last maybe hard to find of course)
Julian2 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Posted March 17, 2010 I'll admit gathering the virgins didn't take long. The money was a bit more difficult so I've put it aside for careful accounting and deduction of legitimate out of pocket expenses. I'll have to get a good deal on taxes with the Thai government as well Doggy err... Goddy so your split make take a while to arrive.
Nervous God Posted March 17, 2010 Author Report Posted March 17, 2010 Well done pope julian. Encore, you have some good ideas there, i can see a cardinal in the making. Being the holy spirit is intoxicating!
Julian2 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Posted March 17, 2010 Cardinal happens to be a demotion for Popes. You want to watch it or you'll get a schism right where you won't like it.
Nervous God Posted March 17, 2010 Author Report Posted March 17, 2010 Oops, i meant cardinal encore of course. Your still pope. A chism? Does that involve whipping? Sounds fun. Must plan a inquizition too!
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