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The worst excuses in sport


Mekong

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Just read an article The worst Excuses in Sport I wont repost it since it is pretty long winded, but the one that stood out was number 4 :-

 

A tight jockstrap...

 

When Zambian tennis player Lighton Ndefwayl lost to his compatriot Musumba Bwayla in a local tournament, he had a considered and lengthy excuse for his defeat: "Bwayla is a stupid man and a hopeless player. He has a huge nose and is cross-eyed. Girls hate him. He beat me because my jockstrap was too tight and because when he serves he farts, and that made me lose my concentration, for which I am famous throughout Zambia."

 

Classic Excuse that even I would be proud of!

 

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