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New "shirted" group unhappy with Abhisit's peace offer to UDD


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Breaking News: New "shirted" group unhappy with Abhisit's peace offer to UDD

 

A protest group calling itself the "Pantone Dark Saffron Shirts" emerged in the turbulent Thai political landscape, calling out PM Abhisit Vejjajiva’s softness in offering a deal to end the Red-shirt protests.

 

"This is clearly the gayest sh*t a Thai PM ever did in the history of our democracy. Mr. Abhisit should know that any reasonable attempt to avoid bloodshed is inherently un-Thai and undermines the image of the most sacred institutions of our country." said Mr. X, a core-leader of the newly born movement.

 

"This is what happens when foreign-born politicians are allowed to occupy top-governmental positions: they come up with solutions that go against the world-reputed Thai commonsense. The Thai way is to beat the crap out of those red scum sorry asses and wipe the waste with their scalps." Mr. X stated. "That Abhisit is gayer than gay, even katoeys know that the Thai way is to beat the crap out of people first, and discuss after if they’re still alive."

 

"We, the Pantone Dark Saffron Shirts, are deeply disappointed by the faggot-ness of this British idiot who has just ruined the glorious image of manliness Thailand has slowly built through decades of Coups and mass-murders."

 

Article published with the kind approval of Dissociated Press - DP

 

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