rookie Posted July 5, 2010 Report Share Posted July 5, 2010 BP have announced that they will try to cap their well with a tried and tested technique that has a 99% success rate here on the surface. They plan to drop a 4 ton wedding ring on the bitch. “ In a survey of the board of directors it was agreed that this technique almost guarantees it will stop putting out within 24 hours,†said chairman Tony Hayward. His wife declined to comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkoktraveler Posted July 5, 2010 Report Share Posted July 5, 2010 Conservatives claim Obie should swim down there and stuff his underwear in the hole. The only problem to that is Obie doesn't wear underwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unit731 Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 BP's profits: "BP's first-quarter replacement cost profit was $5,598 million, compared with $2,387 million a year ago, an increase of 135%." In real English that's 5.5 BILLION dollars. LINK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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