TheCorinthian Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 [rant]My GF is going nuts as Thai girls do about babies. Does anyone have a new born or something I can rent for like a day or so? Need to scream a lot and need feeding every 10 secounds and takes a lot of nasty dumps in the diaper. Basically I am offing up my GF for a day or two off for a new mother. She needs to see what she is asking for. Cute and or well behaved babies need not apply. [/rant] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 I can think of a few board members who would fit the bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LizardKing Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 Ooo, ooo, ooo, pick me! I know his GF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCorinthian Posted October 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 That was new born! As in between 0 and 1 year old. Not ACTS like they are between 0 and 1 year old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LizardKing Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 Damn. There's always a catch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCorinthian Posted October 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 Yea if I wanted someone that acted that way I would have asked Dumb Cunt! By the way I heard he wanted to change his nick name...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radioman Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 Beware, this may well backfire, likely to completely reinforce her desire. Once they get the itch there's little to stop them. I solved it early on, it's called VA-SECT-OMY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radioman Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 Oh yeah I should have added, buy a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 I can think of a few board members who would fit the bill. I resemble that remark! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acockasian Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 Beware, this may well backfire, likely to completely reinforce her desire. Once they get the itch there's little to stop them. I solved it early on, it's called VA-SECT-OMY. Corinthian, I gotta warn you that radioman is most likely right. She might come back from the "baby experience" you arrange either spattered in shit or covered with vomit with her desire to breed only reinforced. Overjoyed at the experience you may recoil as she runs to hug you... You see, men can separate the instinct that hormones drive. Throughout history the male species has learned to think with the big head and use the small one only for fun and sometimes for breeding. Women have not. Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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