Flashermac Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 :content: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCorinthian Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Love them Marines! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Hoy Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 They need to spread out a bit. One grenade will get 'em all. HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 An guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a MARINE joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs, and I'm a MARINE. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, weighs 225, and he's a MARINE. The fella next to him is 6'5" tall, weighs 250, and he's also a MARINE. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?" The guy says, "Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Scrutinizer Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 I love the fact that the Marines cast aspersions on the Army, the Rangers cast aspersions on the Marines and the SEALs seem to think they are all amateurs compared to what they can do. Dont know where that leaves Delta Force - I'm sure Flash can give us an insight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Flash is Chuck Norris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Flash had a long and distinguished military career, culminating in his role in Desert Storm. When the smoke cleared, the CO of the French Foreign Legion handed him an envelope with the Legion's emblem on the front and a card inside, saying 'If you are ever in trouble, anywhere in the world, ring this number'. Flash was quite chuffed until he opened the envelope and read the number. 911. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Flash Chuck ..na doesn't sound right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unit731 Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 These guys are the real best. g-79oCEKJE0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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