sayjann Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 i've led a pretty boring life,married young/divorced young and a couple of fairly long relationships over the years in the mean time. but have been settled with a filipino for a few years now and i KNOW she KNOWS what i get up to when i visit LOS. so a varied life from when i was a teenager but nothing exceptional. but if a film was made of my life(i know most of you would walk out)i would like johnny depp to play me. he can play serious roles/sad roles/silly roles and roles which bring a tear. his film parts over the years certainly mirror my life. so who would be the ideal actor/actress to play you?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Don Knotts maybe ... or Don Adams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroyinEwa/Perv Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Ron Jeremy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Ron Jeremy Is that the young Ron Jeremy, or the dirty old (fat) man known as 'The Porcupine' ? Ron's actually quite a funny guy in the interviews I've seen, but the image which really cracked me up was one of the porn 'bloopers' from the 90s where the fluffer couldn't get him hard (despite some prolonged attention), so ole Ron has lost it with the crew and proceeded to start slapping his schlong against a bedpost. Lo and behold, he soon had sufficient manhood to carry on with his onerous mission. Gotta love a professional. (the bloopers series is probably still kicking around - it was the first time I realised just how much 'acting' they actually have to do, and how quickly anything resembling passion disappears when they stop the cameras) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Sorry - while we're on pR0n 'actors', I wouldn't want to be any of the US industry stars. There was one guy in a mountain of Euro porn in the 80s/90s (Color Climax, Private Magazine and their movie offshoots etc) who must have banged every hot Euro porn star and a swag of Asians too, presumably working girls in Europe and on set in places like Thailand. I envied the hell out of that guy until I read that most of the male stars do gay porn when the money is right - he's probably dead now. Some of his antics would make Frede blush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted October 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 i 'know' of certain actresses who appeared in films--not that i've seen any of them in action but from descriptions i have heard i admit the likes of nikki anderson,wanda curtis and tania russof appeal to me. but only because other people have spoken about them............. a thai lady tried to show me a website of thai lady videos and i of course switched it off.............. too much of a gentleman to watch that filth when i have the real thing lying beside me....after all i cannot believe that any lady i have been with would do the sort of acts i have heard described in those sort of films. funny that an innocent question i asked has descended into immorality posts..... shame on you who have dragged this topic into depravity............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Sorry - turns out I'm a filthy pervert who should be whipped. Repeatedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expat Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Back on topic: Jeff Goldblum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 On second thought, maybe W. C. Fields is best to be me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 i 'know' of certain actresses who appeared in films--not that i've seen any of them in action but from descriptions i have heard i admit the likes of nikki anderson,wanda curtis and tania russof appeal to me. but only because other people have spoken about them............. a thai lady tried to show me a website of thai lady videos and i of course switched it off.............. too much of a gentleman to watch that filth when i have the real thing lying beside me....after all i cannot believe that any lady i have been with would do the sort of acts i have heard described in those sort of films. funny that an innocent question i asked has descended into immorality posts..... shame on you who have dragged this topic into depravity............... So maybe Dirty Nigel should play you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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