candyfloss Posted March 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 WINDOW CLEANERS. When agreeing a price with Dr Who to clean the windows of his Tardis, don't be conned into agreeing to do the insides for the same price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyfloss Posted March 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 TEENAGE boys. For accurate cock measurements, a button attached to a paper-clip makes an ideal miniature trundle wheel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyfloss Posted March 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 FOOTBALL managers. Force the opposition into committing foul after foul for dangerously high feet, by fielding a team consisting entirely of dwarves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyfloss Posted March 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 BURGLARS. When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm sticking out at 90°, and wrapped in a baby mattress, in case they set one of their dogs on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elef Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Go on CF, you just need 11,500 more to reach top 10. Just joking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyfloss Posted March 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 PHOTOGRAPHERS. For the full effect when photographing Satan, make sure to switch-off your camera's red-eye reduction feature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyfloss Posted March 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 FOOTBALL fans with a lisp. Support Barcelona so you can shout for your team without appearing stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 MANCHESTER UNITED FANS. Save money on expensive new kits by simply strapping a large fake penis to your forehead. It is now clear to all, as to your allegiance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 MANCHESTER UNITED FANS. Save money on expensive new kits by simply strapping a large fake penis to your forehead. It is now clear to all, as to your allegiance. there talks a Scotish man talking about allegiance,who just happens to support and writes about an English team.... at least i support my team team because i was born in Manchester. i follow Gillingham in Kent as my parents were born there and i lived in Kent for a while before we moved to Singapore. and i also follow the Blue Brazil as we lived in Cowdenbeath when my dad was stationed at Faslane. and the mighty Beath are heading for promotion in a few weeks...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 there talks a Scotish man talking about allegiance,who just happens to support and writes about an English team.... at least i support my team team because i was born in Manchester. i follow Gillingham in Kent as my parents were born there and i lived in Kent for a while before we moved to Singapore. and i also follow the Blue Brazil as we lived in Cowdenbeath when my dad was stationed at Faslane. and the mighty Beath are heading for promotion in a few weeks...... Fer fucks sake Sayjann, keep yer fecking hair on! It's just meant to be a humerous tips thread (but I'll check that with Candyfloss just in case I'm mistaken). I didn't write that tip, I just saw it on the net, thought it was amusing and suitably followed the previous post about Barcelona. Jeeeez! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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