Todays Top Tip

[The_Munchmaster]

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[The_Munchmaster]

HOUSEWIVES. When nipping out to the shops, remember to carry a stiff broom in the boot of your car. Use it to sweep the broken glass to the side of the road every time you have a minor accident.

[The_Munchmaster]

HIJACKERS. Avoid a long stressful siege and the risk of arrest, imprisonment or death by simply making sure you book a flight to your intended destination in the first place.

[gobbledonk]

there talks a Scotish man talking about allegiance,who just happens to support and writes about an English team....

 

at least i support my team team because i was born in Manchester.

i follow Gillingham in Kent as my parents were born there and i lived in Kent for a while before we moved to Singapore.

and i also follow the Blue Brazil as we lived in Cowdenbeath when my dad was stationed at Faslane.

and the mighty Beath are heading for promotion in a few weeks......

 

Last time I checked, Manchester had *two* teams in the Premier League .....

 

I dont know anything about soccer, er, football, but they insist on showing the highlights here in Oz.

 

http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/clubs.html

 

http://www.mcfc.co.uk/

 

Of course, Man United seem to have a better record, but I'm sure that has nothing whatsoever to do with your decision.

 

I would add that there is a Manchester team which pre-datee both of the above:

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wigan_Warriors

 

Where were you in 1872 ? In a happy coincidence, big things were happening in Thailand:

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rama_V

[sayjann]

Last time I checked, Manchester had *two* teams in the Premier League .....

 

I dont know anything about soccer, er, football, but they insist on showing the highlights here in Oz.

 

http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/clubs.html

 

http://www.mcfc.co.uk/

 

Of course, Man United seem to have a better record, but I'm sure that has nothing whatsoever to do with your decision.

 

i can see you know nothing about football.

Manchester has only one 'official' team in the Premier League.

Manchester United are not(or were not classed as a Manchester team as they did'nt play in the boundries of the city of Manchester).

but things may have changed over the years.

 

i support Manchester United because my forebearers did so why not should i?.

yes MU have been more successful in the last few years but i certainly remember the dark days when my team were in the doldrums......

[Flashermac]