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Dexi

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    Visa Runs Over

    Wonder if this applies to anyone with a TR visa leaving and re-entering using a double entry type visa ? These type of people can`t be classed as " Visa runners " surely
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    Email Help Please

    Many ( even most ? ) thai names are combinations of real words with meaning usually related to beauty ( ladies obviously ) or wealth and prosperity.Can make it confusing when reading unless you know in advance.
  3. The British played a major role in dividing up the Middle East and creating countries like Iraq and Palestine.....that seems to have worked out fairly well
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    Any New Jokes

    When Brummie Jack`s dog died after being his faithfull companion for 20 years,he decided to have a small gold replica of his pet made as a memorial.So he went to see his friend the goldsmith. " Sure " said his friend " I can do that for you.Would you like it eighteen carat ? "." No " replied Jack " I`d rather have it chewing on a bone ".
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    "miss" "ms."

    a picture message
  6. Pineapple Broom ( Cytisus battandierii ) has a strong smell of pineapple ( hence the name ).It has yellow flowers and grows well against a south facing wall ( NW europe ) where it benefits from the exta warmth
  7. Sounds like a good cure-all and panacea,like Cream Tonaf .....I wonder if it also cures baldness
  8. Some of the agricultural workers certainly work hard for their money - sugar cane cutters for example - hot,hard and sometimes dangerous work,swinging a sharp machete all day.For a pack of 10 canes ( outer leaves stripped off and tied into a bundle ) they are paid the princely sum of .....2 baht per pack ! These guys must have the strength and endurance of olympic athletes to make a living wage
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    Any New Jokes

    Love it .....so un-PC
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    Any New Jokes

    Brilliant.... ........I assume the " p " should be a " b "
  11. Walking back to Pattaya Glahng from Jomtien is good exercise and is better than being crammed into a baht pickup ( sorgtaw ) I used to get the bus back from my favourite cafe until they stopped the service a couple of years ago.
  12. Don`t forget Susan Boyle...she must generate plenty revenue
  13. And the motto of this tale should be " Never marry a Thai " ( or any other nationality )...
  14. I reckon crossing the road is one of the most dangerous activities - Pattaya glahng has few places where its safe to cross and no central traffic islands where a pedestrian can take refuge from the traffic which has increased massively over the years.Second road can be very dodgy also with motorcys using it like a race track
  15. When asked the question " Was your first sexual encounter with a man or a woman ? " Vidals response was " I don`t know,I was too polite to ask " .....LOS must have been his ideal destination .
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    Any New Jokes

    we have had 3-4 warm sunny days - thats probably our lot for this year
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    Any New Jokes

    Ah yes,now I get it.....
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    Any New Jokes

    humour lost in translation ?
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    Any New Jokes

    Who was is who commented " A dog behaves as an inferior to humans,cats are superior,but look into the eyes of a pig and you will see your equal "....Personally I can`t stand dogs ....they seem to sense this and I have been bitten on several occasions
  20. Had a few good times in Beach club ( not far off the entrance to WS ).Small place but some nice looking table dancers Anyone know if its still there ? Unfortunately havnt been back for a few years now.
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    Any New Jokes

    If that happened in LOS what are the chances the receptionist would be up for it :hubba:
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    Any New Jokes

    Hansum man to BG " Can I smell your pussy ? " ......BG " no ! ".......Hansum man " It must be your feet then ".
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    Any New Jokes

    a classic :thumbup:
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    Any New Jokes

    Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a coconut ?.........................you can get a drink out of a coconut
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