Prosal Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 "Butch, whose motorcycle is this?" "It's a chopper baby." "Whose chopper is this?" "Zed's." "Who's Zed?" "Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead." Pulp fiction. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belem Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 "She's the most used piece of equipment in the gym." Perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belem Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 Quentin's Monologue from 'Sleep With Me' Originally written by Roger Avary What's a film about, what's it really about? What genre does it take? [Duane: What, like the spine? Like one sentence?] No, I don't, fucking boy meets girl, I don't give a shit about that. Fuck boy meets girl, fuck motorcycle movie. No, what is really being said? What's really being said, that's what you're talking about. 'Cause the whole idea, man, is subversion. You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest fucking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun. [Duane: Oh, come on.] Top Gun is fucking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots. [Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.] It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways. [Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?] Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'm do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you--I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right?... All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man! And on a similar note, from the June 1995 Details profile of Val Kilmer: He got all buffed out for the role of Iceman, Tom Cruise's adversary, and while he didn't like the script ("I turned it down at first, but Paramount had an option they exercised, so I had to do it"), Top Gun remains a key film of the '80s--the most representative of not only what was wrong with movies but what was wrong with this country's values. It's also the most unintentionally gay movie ever made by a big studio, so homoerotic it's like some kind of camp joke. It's impossible to watch it without thinking of Quentin Tarantino's hilarious monologue about the movie's gay subtext in the we're-hip-screenwriters-in-Hollywood flick Sleep With Me, which Kilmer hasn't seen. All he'll say about the above, while smiling, is "Oh yeah?" C'mon, Val. When were we all fucking born? Yesterday? The day before that? We know you sit around at 4a.m. with your VCR and a copy of Sleep With Me, holding your head in your hands, moaning, "What have I done? Dear God, what have I DONE?!" C'mon, Batguy, 'fess up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosal Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 "....Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was. ... he was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors, and bowling, and as a surfer explored the beaches of southern California from Redondo to Calabassos. And he was an avid bowler. And a good friend. He died ... he died as so many of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom you took him, Lord. As you took so many bright flowering young men, at Khe San and Lan Doc and Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And Donny too. Donny who. ... who loved bowling." The Big Lebowsky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limbo Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 Who's bike is that? Zed's. Who's Zed? Zed's dead baby. Pulp Fiction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Hoy Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 "I don't fuck fossils for free"; line by a beach bunny to a middle-aged shoe clerk on a West Coast vacation with two of his midwest middle-aged buddy wanna-be's trying to experience the "beach culture". (Movie: "Hardbodies") Hugh (mak) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.. Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 Resevoir Dogs, the boys discussing the meaning of songs: Mr. Brown: O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that? Mr. White: A lot. Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin." Cheers, SD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 "There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."Pulp fiction Funny... Came back to the Hilton's room at the end of another extremely depressing evening this week in Colombo and while zapping TV channels came across that scene and felt a great feeling of relief, persuaded that was the beginning of the movie I hadn't watched for too long. It was the fucking end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 "I ain't got time to bleed." Jesse Ventura as Blain in Predator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dddave Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 "Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Mae West to Cary Grant; "Diamond Lil" -------------------------------------------------------------- Claude Raines: "I'm shocked, shocked to see that gambling is going on here!" Croupier, entering scene: "Your winnings sir." "Casablanca" -------------------------------------------------------------- W.C. Fields had innumerable unforgetteble lines, I just can't remember any of them. At least one of them should have made the list. --------------------------------------------------------------- "I'll drink to that" Lee Marvin; "Cat Ballou" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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