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Army Apologizes For Masturbating Soldier

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http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2014/06/06/army-apologizes-masturbating-soldier

 

The military has apologized after a soldier assigned to monitor the media decided to put on his own show yesterday.

An unidentified soldier wielding an assault rifle and wearing armor burst into a Channel 9 anchorwoman's dressing room and, before long, pulled out his other gun and began stroking it in front of the terrified woman.

By "other gun" we mean "his penis," and by "stroking it" we mean "stroking it."

Someone ran for help but the uniformed soldier, reportedly attached to the 2nd Infantry Battalion, decided show-and-tell time was over and fled the scene before other soldiers responded to calls for help.

Battalion commander Col. Teerapong Chutinan apologized to the woman and gave her some fruit.

Channel 9, like all television networks, hosts a detachment of soldiers stationed there to monitor their activity.

The army said it's seeking the soldier for disciplining,

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Army officer apologises for private's obscene behaviour

 

 

An Army supervisor apologised to a Channel 9 reporter and members of the crew yesterday on behalf of an Army private, who displayed obscene behiavour at their dressing room on Wednesday morning.

 

Lt-Colonel Theerapong Chutinan, of the 1st Infantry Regiment in the King's Royal Guard, presented a fruit basket in apology to the group and reported the case to his supervisors.

 

A hunt is on for the private in question, who was initially identified as a Surin native.

 

 

http://www.nationmultimedia.com/national/Army-officer-apologises-for-privates-obscene-behav-30235584.html

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Two days ago ...

 

Army officer apologises for private's obscene behaviour

 

 

An Army supervisor apologised to a Channel 9 reporter and members of the crew yesterday on behalf of an Army private, who displayed obscene behiavour at their dressing room on Wednesday morning.

 

Lt-Colonel Theerapong Chutinan, of the 1st Infantry Regiment in the King's Royal Guard, presented a fruit basket in apology to the group and reported the case to his supervisors.

 

A hunt is on for the private in question, who was initially identified as a Surin native.

 

 

http://www.nationmul...v-30235584.html

 

Think I like the masturbating soldier headline more!

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<<Battalion commander Col. Teerapong Chutinan apologized to the woman and gave her some fruit.>>

 

Please tell me it was a Banana

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It was a basket a fruit. Lots of bananas. :)

 

Maybe it is a Surin greeting, sort of like Maoris sticking out their tongue at you. :wanker:

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