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Who cares as long as they look good :hubbahubba: ....Having said that though,what seems enticing under the low lights of the club/bar/agogo can look very different when the wig,false eyelashes and make-up are removed and what your left with is a small,puny guy :help: ...er,so a friend told me :grinyes: .Ktoys tend not to age well.Yes I have seen some stunners but what will they look like at 40 with a beer gut and stubble :santa: .

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There was one here in Middle Earth many years ago, who was gorgeous, fantastic personality and even though she/he happily admitted being a post op, me and a number of others would have done her, if the opportunity arose. Then one day, as men do, she filled out, shoulders, cheekbones, became more heavy set, suddenly she looked like a man, yerks!!

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" The difference between a "cut" ladyboy and a real lady ? "

 

Doesn't anyone know a woman's measurement across the shoulder and hip irrespective of height or size will normally be the same. Still in doubt ask to outstretch the arm horizontal from the side, palm upwards. A man's arm will always be perfectly straight if held in this position, a woman's arm as in my case will tend to drop down slightly and away at the elbow.

 

Well fark me finally a post that is both informative and accurate..... :applause: :applause: :applause:

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Well fark me finally a post that is both informative and accurate..... :applause: :applause: :applause:

 

Guys,

 

If you are over 20.

If you are of reasonable intelligence.

If you have sound 'life' and ' business' intelligence skills.

Go with the 'gut' - in most cases it will guide you well.

 

If not - my apologies!

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Doesn't anyone know a woman's measurement across the shoulder and hip irrespective of height or size will normally be the same. Still in doubt ask to outstretch the arm horizontal from the side, palm upwards. A man's arm will always be perfectly straight if held in this position, a woman's arm as in my case will tend to drop down slightly and away at the elbow.

 

Does this still apply to the same degree if she started taking hormone therapy at, say, 11 or 12 years old? Throw all those drugs into a pre-pubertal body, and things will grow in some very different directions!

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The difference between a "cut" ladyboy and a real lady? ... Ideas and solutions please...

 

Far from foolproof but worth a go if desperate: ask him/her the following 5 questions...

 

1. Do you hang about outside a massage joint on Lower Suk at 2AM pissed as a fart and ya-baa'd out of your box, spray-on black mini-skirt riding up around your waist, shrieking hysterically and pestering passers by? :dunno:

 

2. Do you claim to be 'laydee! jing-jing!' even though you've an Adam's apple I could hang my coat on? :doah:

 

3. Do you forcibly frogmarch your newfound 'friends' to a short-time hotel on Soi 4? :susel:

 

4. Once there, do you refuse to undress, go ballistic apeshit, start smashing the room up and try to steal your newfound friend's wallet and mobile phone? :surprised:

 

5. Do you continue with this terrifying performance (replete with attempts to punch newfound friend in face and accusations of robbery and rape) until the tourist police arrive and wearily and resignedly (as if about to burst into a full chorus of 'Auld Lang Syne' or Paul 'Syrup' Simon's 'Old Friends') escort you mob-handed from the premises like the 'old friend/regular call-out' you clearly are to them? :rolleyes:

 

If subject answers 'Yes' to all 5 questions, it's more than probable that (s)he's got a cock attached :shakehead and, anyway, brother, you really don't want to know. :nono:

 

Let us know how you get on. :beer:

 

jack :help:

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Far from foolproof but worth a go if desperate: ask him/her the following 5 questions...

 

1. Do you hang about outside a massage joint on Lower Suk at 2AM pissed as a fart and ya-baa'd out of your box, spray-on black mini-skirt riding up around your waist, shrieking hysterically and pestering passers by? :dunno:

 

2. Do you claim to be 'laydee! jing-jing!' even though you've an Adam's apple I could hang my coat on? :doah:

 

3. Do you forcibly frogmarch your newfound 'friends' to a short-time hotel on Soi 4? :susel:

 

4. Once there, do you refuse to undress, go ballistic apeshit, start smashing the room up and try to steal your newfound friend's wallet and mobile phone? :surprised:

 

5. Do you continue with this terrifying performance (replete with attempts to punch newfound friend in face and accusations of robbery and rape) until the tourist police arrive and wearily and resignedly (as if about to burst into a full chorus of 'Auld Lang Syne' or Paul 'Syrup' Simon's 'Old Friends') escort you mob-handed from the premises like the 'old friend/regular call-out' you clearly are to them? :rolleyes:

 

If subject answers 'Yes' to all 5 questions, it's more than probable that (s)he's got a cock attached :shakehead and, anyway, brother, you really don't want to know. :nono:

 

Let us know how you get on. :beer:

 

jack :help:

 

Ah, so it seems you have also met Jane. Or Patty. Also, Kimberly. Quite a handful fit that description, I'd say.

 

It's always useful to remember that the girls of Lower Suk are best considered part of a team, as a loose union of individuals pursuing a collective goal - the introduction of a good bit of daylight between farang men and their money. And every team has specialists - may not run so fast, but is natural leader, etc.

 

The big girls outside the cosmetology laboraties down there, their role is an ugly one, comic even, hideous - but it's one that's crucial: the ever-present threat of any situation exploding into violence. They're pretty much the same as the enforcer or two that every hockey team needs to maintain credibility against the enemy. Someone's gotta take the punches, do the penalty minutes, and put some teeth on the pavement. Jane, Kimberley, Patti: there is no "I" in transgender...

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Listen to your inner voice. I was passing by a open air beer bar last night in Jomtien Beach and there were two beauties there. My inner voice, however, was telling me that they were not quite right. Their makeup, hair, and clothes were too perfect; they were like goddesses. They were in fact ladyboys. I don't mess with them but have been on occasions caught off guard -- there are some that are very hard to tell. They tend to have bigger bone structure. You can also tell by the way they smell. They smell like dudes as one would expect.

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Agree - unsettling scent at the neck and "hom" areas, not quite right. Something about the width of the back and shoulders, too - Thai girl can have brilliant broad shoulders, but more like the females in Khmer art, somehow they are still right - better than right! - even though there are sharp and wide. Not the same on the LBs.

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