Coss

And a previous post, with the same theme. The current adventures of your roving correspondent, fish licker and wannabe food critic. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent. On my earlier visits to the afternoon liquoring up bar, I've always been well looked after and Miss P has usually provided some conversation along the lines of "When Dumb Cnut Cum?" the atmosphere is like where everyone knows your name, and I'm only there once a year. So any ways, the day before I'd been eyeing up one girl, taller, younger, the darker, more Isaan Angie Joilie rather than the more light skinned Lucy Liu type. Enquiries satisfied me that she was 20, had a baby and new at this type of thing. Me LT you I says.... Much shyness, and eye fluttering. Cannot, me baby have to look after.... Tomorrow then, get someone to babysit... (at which point Tiger was very helpful in assuring the assembled throng, of my good heart and intentions and large wallet) OK so tomorrow it is. Now it's tomorrow, she's so happy and snuggly, I am of course pleased that my evil plans have come to fruition, and then whatever came over me I don't know, but cluster lady drinks were on and I was the guy buried under about 8 smiling, massaging, sniff kissing persons of the feminine gender. This went on for a while, cold towels on the head and neck, three massaging one arm, one massaging the neck, another the other arm, one on each leg and my sweetie on the third leg, my drink and cig being proffered to my lips... Gawd, that was expensive, but good. So we had to go, to Gullies for the Friday drinks. Met a couple of members and CTO and KS. CTO opined that I seemed to prefer the tall ones, as he'd seen stretch princess the night before and my current conquest, let's call her Milk Bar, was also tall. With the added comment of the sometimes difficulty of distinguishing between, ladies and post ops, I then, had to let him know. Not only a lady, but lactating... Yup... Now I don't know about you, but I get the occasional bout of acid reflux, I now know that there is nothing better than mother's milk for that condition. Other memories are, being suckled whilst she was on top, watching drips of milk fly across the room in slow motion at the climactic end, and being woken at 5 am for a feed. Fuck! I've got a hard on just writing about it. I'm now well fed and drained at the same time. If this rain stops, I might just have to return this arvo. Signing off for now Coss

When I remember Martinis, I remember this - before long my eyes had become accustomed to the gloom and I could see some very attractive ladies disporting themselves. I was a little hesitant, with all this $40 LT nonsense going on, when $20 was the then rate and then a little smile appeared in a dark corner. I gestured the smile to join me, and not one but two cute Khmer girls almost skipped to my table. Now let me say that whilst there were some ladies there that could do magazine work, these two would have been more at home in the wholesome pages, not plain, they were pretty enough, but they were not the glamour kind. Those of you who may know me know I prefer skill sets rather than model attitudes and so these two were looking like they were right up my alley, one dark, one light, chocolate and cream. They'd both had one baby each and were still firm to the touch. I was getting a lot of massage from both sides, having my cigarettes lit and groin investigated. I asked one how much?, "Up to you" and then the other, "Up to you darling", magic words. But I let them know $20 LT each with tip and they were very happy it seemed. So back to the Hotel, and my request for an extra towel was met with a "no-have no-can", what is it with Khmers and towels? they'll happily and generously give you extra juice, water and there were even three toothbrushes in the bathroom, but when it comes to towels, as I've discovered before, they won't do it. I bought an extra towel from the markets last trip. Plenty of Yum Yum and whilst no Lesbian action, they were quite happy to hold each others various bits when required by the ringmaster. Did I mention they were both lactating, I'm fond of this, as one of my previous posts from 2008 may have given light to. Though I reckon one was just saying that, as she was pretty dry compared to the other who spurted quite a bit here and there. Delicious! A great night and follow up session in the morning and off they go. Ahh the mammaries...

I remember one night in BKK a long time ago... We got back to the Casa del Coss, we'd been drinking G&Ts, a lot, we were both very drunk. I broke the rule of 1 G&T per 20Kg body weight of bar girl, any more is trouble. She must have matched me for 6 or 7 G&Ts. So we retired to room, and she spent a rather long time in the shower, so I had to force the door, unresponsive as she was. There lying on the floor of the shower, unconscious naked beauty, very clean by this stage due to continual water supply. Luckily the water wasn't too hot, or she would have cooked. I was worried about her health, like was she alive? So I hefted (surprisingly heavy wet and slippery, 43Kg bar girls are) the damsel onto the bed, checked there were vital signs, dried her off and let her sleep, well, coma really. Note to self, don't let damsels drink too much. By about 6 in the morning she was coming around and very horny with it, so she jumped me, really, not that I needed encouragement, after 2.5 years, I'd not forgotten what to do. I would have let her sleep and chalked this one up to experience, but she'd obviously heard of hangover sex, quite enthusiastic for one so recently comatose. I was glad she had emerged from the coma in such good working order. And she was a sweetie to boot. But no return business I think, well maybe without the G&Ts... And I did, if memory serves.

Not what I was expecting at all...

Well you'd think so, but I kicked him out, not because of the BJ, but because I found out about the wedding tackle.

I think I met her in Cambo, after a substandard blow job I kicked him out. This is what I love about Laos. An example from me - Brother in law, wife with brand new baby, he got no sex, very frustrated, buggers of to whorehouse, everyone knows he's going, wife included. He returns, drunk and satisfied, wife and his mother, not mother in law, lay into him, lots of argument until morning, wife grumpy for a week, after which everything back to normal, brother in law thinks twice about whorehouses, probably makes note to self about discretion, new baby didn't notice any of this. Another beautiful week in paradise.

"At present, 800 flights were using Suvarnabhumi airport daily, but it was designed to ideally handle only 600 flights, he said." does 5 people on a scooter 21 in a pickup 122 in a bus several thousand on a boat sound familiar?

Cue: announcement from Thai Govt Official, proclaiming massive increase in number of investors in manufacturing and amounts of investment, in Thailand.

The biggest television manufacturer in the world, South Korea’s Samsung Electronics, said today that it would cease production of televisions in Thailand this quarter, in order to streamline its global manufacturing footprint. The somewhat unexpected move comes after last year’s announcement of more than $560 million investments to build consumer goods in neighbouring Vietnam, mainly to produce televisions, as part of the company’s efforts to boost output across segments such as smartphones and displays in the country which is less costly than Thailand. A Samsung spokesperson has not said if the company will move television production from Thailand to Vietnam. South Korea’s LG Electronics Inc, which is second in the global TV market, will also soon move its TV production from Thailand to Vietnam, thanks to cheaper labour costs and closer proximity to Chinese-based suppliers. So, next time you go into one of the huge electronics shops and marvel at all the Samsung and LG widescreen, curved and super-thin televisions, rather than being made in Thailand they’ll have probably been assembled in Vietnam… It remains to be seen whether other industry giants will move their electronics production to neighbouring Asian countries, but this news is surely disappointing for Thailand’s manufacturing industry. http://tech.thaivisa.com/samsung-tv-thailand/10967/?utm_source=newsletter-20150521-1439&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=news

Short? do you think? ___________________ A Norwegian man was found dead hanging by his neck from a mini fridge last night in his hotel room. The 41-year-old man, whose name was withheld, died in his room in Udon Thani province with a strip of fabric wrapped around his neck attached to the refrigerator door handle. His wife, identified only as Picha, told police she had lived with her husband for a year and he frequently suffered from severe headaches and sometimes wrapped his head or neck tightly with fabric. She tried to warn him, but he said it cured his headache. Police ruled the case a suicide and assumed the man was stressed from his chronic headaches. They will contact his relatives through the Norwegian Embassy, Sanook reported. http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2015/05/21/norwegian-man-found-hanging-mini-fridge

BANGKOK, 21 May 2015 (NNT) - The Thai government has insisted the Royal Thai Navy did not fire shots to deter a boat load of Rohingyas away from entering the Thai territory. Deputy Spokesperson of the Prime Minister’s Office Major General Sansern Kaewkamnerd claimed the Thai government has a non-violence policy when it deals with issues surrounding Rohingyas. One Rohingya, who made it to Indonesia, reportedly accused Thailand of firing guns to prevent his boat from reaching the Thai territory on May 14th. The Deputy Spokesperson added that every soldier, who was on duty on the same day, has purported that none of them had threatened the boat with guns. According to them, the Rohingya refugees did not wish to reach Thailand and asked the navy soldiers for food and water. They even helped the refugee fix the boat’s engine. The Major General added later that the Thai government will stay on course with its policy and treat the Rohingyas as illegal migrants according to the law if they enter Thailand. However, if they were found beyond the Thai waters, they would be given basic needs such as food and water. -- NNT 2015-05-21

Definite Thai News article trying sway opinion.

My better half, read me some Thai sourced propaganda, obviously aimed at the Thai Locals, the said something like - Rohingya are lazy people who don't want to work, even though they are offered jobs. They just want to eat a lot and drink a lot and sleep and have other people clean their houses for them.... ​I told her that its was stupid writing from a stupid author intended for stupid people.

BANGKOK — Thailand’s Army Chief said today that Rohingya migrants fleeing persecution in Myanmar do not qualify for refugee status in Thailand, and will be treated as illegal migrants. Gen. Udomdet Sitabutr was responding to the suggestion that Thai authorities build refugee camps for the Rohingya, a Muslim group that has fled violence and state-sanctioned discrimination in Myanmar in droves, often by boat. The Rohingya currently lie at the center of a regional migration crisis, with thousands of them stranded at sea while Thailand, Malaysia, and Indonesia refuse to take them in. At a press conference today, Thailand’s army chief sought to differentiate the Rohingya from other ethnic groups, such as the Karen, who live in nine refugee camps in Thailand along the Thai - Myanmar border. "The people who stay there fled from wars, because there are conflicts in Myanmar with minorities, and they cannot find a solution," Gen. Udomdet said. "But for the Rohingyas, let me explain that it is different issue, because it is about people who entered the country illegally." However, the plight of the stateless Rohingya, who the UN considers one of the world’s "most persecuted" minorities, is well documented. Since 2012, mob violence organized by a local Buddhist population has driven tens of thousands of Rohingya to flee their homes in the Rahkine state. http://www.khaosodenglish.com/detail.php?newsid=1432103359

So I googled "21 year old Viet Secretary" and

On the other hand, I'm one who has found, the pricing high and attitude of a lot of places in LOS to be substandard compared to the old days. But I have, found bliss, with a singular entity, and now can say, if I'd had this 25 years ago, I might have never ventured into a gogo bar. Not that I'd avoid them now, I've been infected, you see.

The Dark Half 1993 - Quite a good thriller/horror, not zombies, not inane. Well worth a watch. The Judge 2014 - reviewed here earlier I believe - potentially a very good movie - but ultimately worth a watch. The Flowers Of War 2011 - Christian Bale in war-torn China with a bunch of orphans and ladies of the night - good - worth a watch.

Smart phones are also for middle aged or older men, who want to communicate effectively to goofy little Japanese, Korean and Thai girls with arses we kill for.

To get the ball rolling - 10,000-year-old Antarctic ice-shelf 'gone in five years' http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11450770 Antarctica's Larsen B ice-shelf is on course to disintegrate completely within the next five years, according to a study by US space agency Nasa. The 10,000-year-old ice-shelf, which partially collapsed in 2002, is "quickly weakening" and likely to "disintegrate completely" before the end of the decade, researchers have predicted, after observing warning signs including large developing cracks and faster-flowing tributary glaciers. "These are warning signs that the remnant is disintegrating," said Ala Khazendar of Nasa's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California. etc etc ___ We have to wait 5 years for this one, but I'll still be here to see...

I propose a thread of, then and now predictions. Or let's see if this is going to be true.. Examples may be - Arctic Ice Cap disappears completely predictions, but it hasn't. Or any topic at all, but it should be a prediction and whether or not it turns out to be true, or not.

100 million ? Is that the sense of entitlement we hear about?

I always remember some photos of Mongolian girls, they all seem like Elle Macpherson only Mongolian features and colouring, fascinated I was and still am.

Same same, though I got lucky and landed a 'contract' for a short time, which is like saying "we want your work" but when they learn what is is I can do, they'll let me go...

<<" 'new to me' exists as a concept in Thai? " I believe corrective spelling and grammar software is used to help individuals in many countries with English spelling and grammar and more than half come from India, according to information I can find on spellcheckplus.>> OK I'll try and teach you. When you quote a previous post, and then write something below it, then what you write should have some relation to the quote. What you've done is inform the readers about spell checking etc, whilst quoting a question about a concept. So the average reader could be forgiven for assuming that 'new to me' is indeed, a concept unknown in the Thai vernacular, like 'integrity'. integrity |ɪnˈtɛgrɪti| noun [ mass noun ] 1 the quality of being honest and having strong moral principles: a gentleman of complete integrity.

Thanks for the list, nice to see us near the upper end, surprised at the States being so low, might explain why space rockets explode so regularly.