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  1. "It's all so puzzling, since he should have been able to get all the women he wanted by just showing some interest. " And he probably did.. Not judging this case, but IMHO, there are a significant number of women who've let their knickers down in the past, who now feel entitled, to some of, their previous paramour's wealth and fame. Anyone who's had a free shag in the past, is liable to be sued for said shag, if there's a dollar in it.
  2. Sin City A Dame to Kill For 2014 Very Good, nice treatment of nudity and violence.
  3. Boomerang 1992 - Eddy Murphy - enough said - avoid. Dallas Buyers Club 2013 - Good - Mathew McConaughey lost huge weight to play the lead role - very good Four Lions 2010 - Funniest thing I've seen for a while, just goes to show that the protagonists of the world are not always operating with a complete brain. I think everyone should watch this, if only to see why dickheads do things. Maleficent 2014 - Disney - and a good movie, Angelina Jolie is stunning - a retelling of a classic tale - Worth a Watch The Man Who Knew Too Little 1997 - Funny older movie - Worth a Watch Without a Clue 1988 - Great acting, good comedy, Michael Caine, Ben Kingsley, even a cameo from Peter Cook - - Worth a Watch
  4. I've seen that, surprisingly very good, for what I always thought was a stink premise. Yes, good music.
  5. Mystery Road 2013 - Australian Filum - Good - relaxed, laid back and interesting. Worth a watch.
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    Any New Jokes

    ARIES You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding. TAURUS Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss. GEMINI Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill themself to win a bet. CANCER You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered. LEO The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare. VIRGO You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually gay and the majority of Virgo women are whores. LIBRA You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral. SCORPIO You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You always have snot on your clothes. SAGITTARIUS You are the romantic type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. You thrive on incest. CAPRICORN You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centred cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy. AQUARIUS You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights. PISCES You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick. Courtesy of Sickipedia.org: http://www.sickipedia.org/search/2?q=stupid%20cunt#ixzz3IGsUYdZC
  7. Deliver Us From Evil 2014 - Very Good - Chills up the spine - Well Worth Watching, should be prizes for this one.
  8. Let's be Cops 2014 - Standard Hollywood Buddy movie, entertaining in a lightweight vein. Worth a watch. Godzilla 2014 - Impressive, compared to any other Godzilla movie I've seen. The secondary hero, a Japanese Professor, spends most of the movie staring at various scenes, aghast. The movie on the whole though is quite good. Worth a watch.
  9. I've never "got" the planet of the apes movies, other than to see how they did them and marvel (not) at the special effects. The Ape's performances are far too Anthropomorphic for my sensibilities.
  10. Automata - Future with robots - Antonio Banderas, looking reminiscent of Ben Kingsley. Dirty, Gritty. Worth a watch. Edge of Tomorrow - quite a good groundhog-day/transformers/Tom Cruise movie - action filled - Well worth a watch. A Most Wanted Man - Philip Seymour Hoffman, Willem Dafoe and others - a very good movie - Very well worth a watch.
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    Usa Thread

    I've always wondered why Yankee Cops do this, empty gun after gun full of bullets into a criminal suspect. Then I remember what an ex SAS/Armed Defender squad member once told me. When faced with shooting a suspect, he and other members of the team had a clear understanding, that they would each try and get multiple bullets into the suspect. Because, if only one bullet were found to be the cause of death, rightly or wrongly, the person who fired the bullet could end up, tied up in court for years whilst people took legal actions against the police for wrongful death and such. This could hamper or end a career for the police officer. So I guess there is some reason in this behaviour. But then we down here in Middle Earth, don't see incidents where 33 Police Officers Fire 600 Bullets into a Car. This sort of behaviour seems to imply the officers were, panicking like girls, thinking they were in a video game, or otherwise out of control.
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    Usa Thread

    Could you get me a souvenir? Perhaps a hat off one of those sexy marching girls?
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    North Korea

    For those who may not have heard:
  14. Did you previously post here? Are you from a Nordic country?
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    North Korea

    Essential Dalek Fashion
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    North Korea

    North Korea's interpretation of invincibility...
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    North Korea

    All Hail Dennis Rodman
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    North Korea

    At least Kim has groupies
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    North Korea

    Note the trackball mouse on the desk and the (UHF?) aerial upper right. Aerial?
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    North Korea

    It's worth noting that the combined computing power of all the computer consoles shown is equivalent to an iPhone 3Gs
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