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  1. I hate to share my precious secrets with anyone but the true gentleman should consider visiting Honey Bee massage in a side alley Soi 22 . The establishment offers a treatment called Nuru which in the hands of the wonderful Mademoiselle Teaw creates good feelings all over . Gentlemen holding an aversion against monstrous silicone construction should possibly choose an alternative worker but I do not recommend it . Unselfish as I usually am I do wish Khun Taew meeting a reasonable guy with future prospects soonest , true sweetheart that she is .
  2. nasiadai you should not ask this type of question on a board where most gentlemen due to advanced age could not afford strolling down lower Suk at 01:30 in the morning which is when most of the sidewalk bars are opening . Catering for desperate individuals who have been thrown out of the bars at 02:00 . The bars on the uneven soi-side are inflated by ladyboys and lovelies from Africa , on the even side by all sorts of human leftovers like myself on one occasion . The equipment is several tables and appropriate plastic chairs , ashtrays and a fridge . One bar offers a single glass in standby which is because I drink nothing from bottles . Rain by the way causes a serious problem . I met a 47 year old freelancer who has been dancing in all gogobars that you can name possibly since the Vietnam war and nows works Suk after 01:00 am . Great personality , good heart , swore repeatedly I am hansum man and could drink Beer Singh like there was no tomorrow . We decided to seek shelter in a 300 Baht shorttime place opposite the Nana fuel station in a secretive alley and the result was a full success and economically extremely recommendable . Point was that I still had to work the Suk freelancer possibility on my list of unfulfilled dreams .
  3. 05:08 am Bangkok Central time , I just returned from an evening out in a sidewalk bar . One of the greatest inventions in human history , Dante`s inferno .
  4. I am not allowed to comment on this because I am not a resident expat but according to my knowledge from the Bangkok Post all will be moved to inactive posts . Maybe Bangkok City .
  5. Gentlemen , I may ask for advice on the following matter : last time I talked to the lovely Pam over the telephone she said there is a chance for her working on contract basis in Malaysia very soon . She has now left 3 months but for Korea . Very well , BuBi heart not broken . I wonder what the point of that job is because : Madame is about 35 and not a beauty neither in looks nor body . Working in a Thai massage as you find them in hundreds , special services on offer but only on request and certainly no boom boom at the place . What the heck could anybody in Korea find so great about her as there are thousands and thousands better looking white skin ladies around . Clarification requested .
  6. My SIM-card is from Lobbinson depahmen stoh Bangrak . I think it is called 1-2-3 . When I leave Thai soil I switch it off and switch it on once arriving in BKK again . 500 Baht topup charge make unit work endlessly using a secretive prefix . Multiple messages in English tell me who tried to ring in my "absence " plus about two hundred notifications meant to tell me something in Thai I believe . Within hours of my arrival I usually receive phone calls of the type that worry Mr YimSiam . I am sure my beloved Siemens communication device does something that alarms aforementioned subjects . Because I am a clever IT-kid I found out in the meantime that it is possible to make the telephone show the callers name instead of a number that I cannot remember . I am therefore able to filter unwanted activity in favour of the preliminary love of my life . Important advice : Once a massage therapist with future potential has been identified whereever I strongly recommend to ask for mademoiselle's mobile phone details . She might have left once you are back at the place next time . Further I recommend to add additional details to the name because I find it not easy to clearly distinguish " Pim" from " Lek " after 3 months . " Pim bigboob" helps to put you on track for example . Other than the Stickman who is wasting his precious time in the mountains of New Zealand I am looking forward to enter the Kingdom again next week , I shall duely report who rang this time .
  7. Although the value of my ages old and beloved petrol-driven Siemens mobile phone comes nowhere near Mr Yimsiam`s 20 USD I truely appreciate the enormous value of this very thread . I was actually considering to acquire a new telephone to cut any unwanted phone calls only hours after I stumbled from the aeroplane at Suvannapum airport , originating from ex-lovely Nok , a mushroom farmer and random massage therapists , female . No ladyboys. My thanks go out to Mr khunsanuk for explaining the mystery . I do further remember Mr Stickman writing about something that you can install into your partners mobile and that keeps on tracking whom he/her is talking to and even what they speak . Horrifying prospects I have to admit .
  8. gawguy , I seem to be blessed again by finding the more than lovely Pam who dealing with the very same promprem just announced : " Pussy no good hab period ". Admitting it sounds far less poetic it at least saves me from public inquiries what she wishes to say .
  9. Very much so in mine . So we are all different whatever Stick´s plans are , or his investors´ .
  10. According Mr Stickman´s latest thinkings I propose to change the thread title into " Stickman again not leaving Thailand " .
  11. Personally , my confidence in Isaan rocket engineering is virtually endless . Although the idea of living near a launchsite would make me move somewhere else right away once launchtime has come .
  12. Although reading the last words of today`s edition , there seem to be signs of hope .
  13. They have cleared the walkways along Suk at daytime from the vendors . Goverment good heart .
  14. The gentlemen in bad mood all of a sudden , what went wrong ?
  15. After googling who Zain Malik is I think Lauren could be his mother
  16. A most constructive and useful discussion to which I may add the aspect of taking a late lunch at the establishment . They do indeed serve meals which they better should not . I entered Beergarden in a most innocent intention planning to eat something while watching the ambience and possibly fall in love with another mushroom farmer . Due to extremely noisy music , unpleasant athmoshere in general I moved outside where my lunch was served later . Close to uneatable I may comment , although I met a gentleman from Australia whom I asked about his opinion about ladyboys which he did not answer although recommended the Beergarden interior offering " hundreds of girls " . A fundamental misunderstanding .
  17. The employer due to German law has no way to find out about an employees health condition , even if he is signed off for months . Neither a doctor would be allowed to report anywhere . Under discussion now of course .
  18. Many people are now permanently spreading clever thoughts all over the place , they should have come forward with their ideas a week earlier . In all aviation history there might have been about 8 cases of pilots killing passengers by flying the plane into ground , an almost zero likelihood . Giving up flying would make it finally very safe . So far only European LCC´s introduced the new rule with minimum 2 people in the cockpit to get away from an image problem , Germanwings being an LCC .
  19. To become a candidate at Lufthansa flying school , where this guy learned flying , you have to pass numerous tests before you even start the courses . This includes multiple thorough screenings of the person´s mental status .
  20. I have previously suggested to include Jack´s works into the World Cultural Heritage and keep on doing so . He succeeds in transforming paid boomboom into something meaningful .
  21. Numerous , dear Sir , are my paments into the Kingdom since I first entered Thai soil in April 1996 . Independent observers might in fact question my mental well-being looking at some transactions . But I regard money just as a floating process , hence the name liquidity . Once it did leave my pocket it arrives elsewhere and does never evaporate . Which gives some comfort . Or new teeth for that matter . All is good .
  22. I am hereby finally praising the Western Union Company to the highest possible degree ; not only are their services fast , efficient and worth the fees but as soon as the targeted person did withdraw the funds from their outlet they send an email to the generous payer . It was only then that I received lovely Pam's real name in writing which I very much appreciate . In particular spelling her family name requires mental storage capacity above average level .
  23. Mister YimSiam , it is only today that I do fully realise your thoughtful comment , my apologies . Thank you for considering the possibility of potential exploitation but regarding the loveliest of all Pams I would completely exclude such strategy . She loves me and did further confirm in the meantime that Wessenunio did pay .
  24. The Sierra Leone registered ship´s owner-company might be be based on the Virgin Islands at a notary office , both each 20 USD shareholders of the company again Caribbean companies represented by a lawyer in Panama .
  25. Bad news , snow fish as listed on the Thai hotel menue is a very white fish similar to the Scandinavian winter salmon Skrei and therefore has often been consumed by boardmember BuBi . Nobody could ever answer my question what a snowfish is . I did not realise it is an endangered species and promise to start an immediate riot once I arrive at my beloved riverlodge again . Although I would not rate it in the luxury range pricewise .
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