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Hey get it right....It's Dum Cnut...OK Oh well...Som nom na ME...I guess....lol.. Don't normally read this thread....and obviously didn't see Munchie's post ...Not even a Dum Cnut would post the same gag...intentionally...55555 I'll go back to counting the hours....a much more worthwhile passtime...It'll be "Under 500" by tonight ....Memo to self....Don't post jokes any more!!!! Cheers DC

Saw this on another board and found it amusing.... A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said: "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked."

Chris, a late reply to this thread, but none the less genuine and from the heart. Really sad and sorry to hear your news, it is impossible to comprehend what you must be going through right now. My thoughts are with you. Stay focused and KEEP SMILING... attitude is everything....keep an "Upbeat attitude" on life and you'll kick it's ass... Keep posting, my friend (when you feel up to it)...I'm sure you will get huge support from your "Board Brothers".. Best of luck DS

Classic stuff....keep them coming. Cheers Dumsoda

Hi KS, I am a tad embarassed as I mailed you and promised to make a donation ($$) over and above the wines when I was in town in Jan. Unfortunately I was distracted the night I came to the Gully's meeting and the phone call I received when I was there made me leave early with other things on my mind....LOL. Last week I didn't make the meeting......let's just say SD led me astray...555.. and I also received another phone call that distracted me again (same number) 555 Elephants and fat falang never forget, so it's only a matter of time. I'm back April or May (new job) so put me down for $50. It's now on public record so I can't escape....and I don't intend to stop posting...LOL Cheers Dumsoda