limbo Posted June 29, 2003 Report Share Posted June 29, 2003 Allright guys, can you use the Thai toilet, do you prefer the hole in the ground, can you clean yourself afterwards with a scoop of water in a bowl or do you need a western style seat with soft toilet paper??? And do you use your left hand to eat (aha). What kind of toilet can you deal with Hole in the ground and bowl of water Hole in the ground and water gun western pot and bowl of water western pot and water gun western pot that flushes and bowl western pot that flushes and water gun western pot with seat that flushes and bowl of water western pot with seat that flushes and water gun western flushing pot with seat and toilet paper I normally dump it in the corner of any room I'm at I'm using diapers at all times You all know the little water guns next to the toilets/holes in the ground, now do you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lazyphil Posted June 29, 2003 Report Share Posted June 29, 2003 <<I normally dump it in the corner of any room I'm at>> LMAO :D I have dealt with all bar 2!!...dealt being the key word, as in not enjoy (dont mind the hose/scoop, just dont like squatting much!!). Cos taking a dump can and should be a relaxing time to read a newspaper or just escape people for some private moment , I alway tell no LOS goers than Thais toilet habits are far cleaner than ours, they laugh; so I go on to say 'do you wash your face (relatively clean) with dry tissue', no they say, 'so why the fuck try and clean your dirty poop hole with dry tissue'...plain fucking filthy really My mate recounts the first time he used a sprayer saying he had to take a shower right after cos he sent shit up his back (you reading this?? ), he says he's sussed now ...took me a while also. I would really like to install one in our house. My mrs still cant get her head round this falang custom. Took my mum to LOS last time, shes not so light on her feet and finding non squatt loos proved to be a fiasco at times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted June 29, 2003 Report Share Posted June 29, 2003 I went with option 1. After many vistits to a small village just north of Chiang Rai the home i stayed in just had that option. So when in Rome as the saying goes. In BKK hotels Western 5 star is fine as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 29, 2003 Report Share Posted June 29, 2003 I think, when in a real need, there is not so much choice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limbo Posted June 29, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2003 Hi Phil, in LOS I tried/dealt with all scenarios. Squatting is not my fave one tho. I went for the option I used longest, a seat, no flush and a bowl. Now things are better, a seat, flush and hose!! Two rooms to pick from as well. :hubba: This could actually have been a poll Zaad would've come up with, what do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lazyphil Posted June 29, 2003 Report Share Posted June 29, 2003 Surely *****s nappies are too small?? , or did you use inconti pads?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limbo Posted June 29, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2003 OK Phil, :doah:bare 2!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvarpala Posted June 29, 2003 Report Share Posted June 29, 2003 I can handle any kind of crapper, including the option that you missed - the "Dig A Hole In The Desert, And Use Sand To Clean The Rusty Sheriff's Badge" Having said that, naturally I prefer the Western Style bog, since it rarely involves wading thru' a lake of rancid urine, and you can hurl into it without having to clean your feet afterwards...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaad Posted June 29, 2003 Report Share Posted June 29, 2003 In Portugal (10 years old) I used to go to a toilet that was nothing but a hole in the floor and some paper. Ones shit would fall about 5 meters down into a sort of shit dump right next to the pig stall. I wonder why they were so noisy. GAWD, what a smell. You could hear your own shit smack other people's shit loud and clear. It was quite difficult aiming in that hole for a ten-year-old kid. My legs had serious difficulties holding me in that squat position till the end of the session, which caused my ass to shake heavily and in turn aiming my shit next to the hole. I used an old shovel to par my shit as if being Tiger Woods on a bad day. :: I miss those good old times. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelgianBoy Posted June 29, 2003 Report Share Posted June 29, 2003 Limbo, Jeeeez man, you really have way too much time on your hands ???? toilets he ? whats next ? color of toiletpaper ? size of tablespoons ? size of subtitles ??????? Go out and have a proud walk with your kid !!! Cheers ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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