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Abstinance before a trip.


Redbaron

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Redbaron said:

How long do you abstain from spanking the monkey before a trip? Do you like to save some up...?

 

Fuck that for a game of darts. :nono: Jesus, last LOS trip I was as randy as a dog on heat before I arrived; so excited, in fact, that I nipped into the bog on the plane to pull a quick "hand shandy" just before we landed. :up:

 

Must've been a nuisance to the old Japanese bag banging on the door busting for a piss or a shite whilst I was inside busily doing the "Spanish shuffle". :o And the gravel-throated male steward who took over a few minutes later on "door knocking" duties to inform me we were "about to land, sir, so could you please return to your seat immediately..." ? just as I was getting near the "tickly bit". :(

 

jack :help:

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