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Yeah, that's how it starts out. OH on his way using his first purchased plane ticket to fulfill his dreams by marrying Limbo's youngest sister-in-law.

 

Then reality hits. Limbo realizing what is about to take place meets OH at the airport with several mates from the island. Off they go for a quick one at a local bar/food stall/petrol station. Several lao kaos later OH is introduced to a lovely young lady and falls madly in love. A few more lao kaos and they are in front of a monk, the venerable Phra Scrufarang, who performs the two minute version of a traditional Thai wedding ceremony. A BKK taxi arrives and several silver notes exchange hands between Limbo and the driver. Soon OH is whisked off to BKK and the US embassy to get the proper paperwork to allow the new Mrs. OH to escort him home to their love nest. In his state of inebriation OH does not question why the same cab driver is waiting for him as they exit the embassy with visa in hand. The driver then whisks OH and his bride off to Don Muang for the return trip to SF.

 

Of course it is not until the plane has landed and they've cleared customs that OH has sufficiently sobered up to realize that his wife in not Limbo's youngest sister-in-law but is in fact a rather large handed girl by the name of Noi who was known by the name Somchai for the first 16 years of his/her life. :o

 

Ah, marital bliss. Isn't it wonderful? :neener:

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Brink,

 

Actually on the piss on newyears eve, Limbo and me did stop at Noi's bar and yes, she has one of the most beautifull set of titties money can buy :)

 

I mailed Noi to warn her of OH's arrival....

 

To keep in line with the subject of this thread, are beautifull titties an oxymoron or not ? :dunno:

 

Cheers !

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