chelseafan Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 1. You wonder why your local boozer doesn't serve Heineken in those cooler thingies... 2. You look around for a policeman before throwing your ciggie butt on the ground... 3. You expect the dancers at the local nightclub to get their clothes off and then come and sit with you... 4. You immediately get onto the Docklands light railway just so you can remember the feel of the BTS 5. You work everything you buy back into Baht and whinge to your friends how expensive it is... 6. When getting home, you shit, shower and shave, go to the supermarket wearing shorts and a t-shirt, despite the weather being fuckin cold. 7. You count up how many Baht coins you now have and ponder how many trips before you get a free flight 8. You look forward to proper bacon - not that overcooked streaky shit. 9. When the overweight bargirl in your local pub talks to you, you feel you should buy her a ladydrink.... 10. You count down the days to your next trip..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 Nah, book the next trip iks the first and foremost priority. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCgringo Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 a few... you check your calandar for the next free week so you can return you watch the travel websites for a good deal on a flight, you may have to lose a few days pay but you got a cheap flight ! you think its cold when its only 75 F where are all the 7-11s ? there still is a 8am and you are expected at work then ! you ask the girl at your local to check her ID.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattaya127 Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 You log in NanaP forum, after 24 hours of gut-wrenching lack of contact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 You try to get some rest and recover from all that hot weather and boom boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damen Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 Looks like we might have to start a forum just for Top 10 lists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damen Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 You go to the doctor to find out what those red bumps at the base of your cock are :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rovineye Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 1. Cry 2. Check into Betty Ford clinic. 3. Realize I am down to one condom and run out for more, and then realize I will probably still have that one condom left 4 months from now anyway. 4. Tell friends they are not going to get all the details, because they wouldn't believe it and they wouldn't understand. 5. Pay $9 for a fucking bowl of som tam!!!! 6. Try to stop hiding my wallet at night. 7. Ice. Lots of lovely ice. 8. Remember to drive on the right. 9. Try to recall if that rash was there before I left. 10. Wack off. Again. Repeat as necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattaya127 Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 10. Wack off. Again. ---------------------------- catching back on all the days missed, in the uh-oh.com archives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 25, 2004 Report Share Posted April 25, 2004 On the flight home, I'm always expecting a stewardess to sit down on my lap. Strangely, it never happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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