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I once arrived in Bangkok late one afternoon after a sober and earnest weeklong business trip on cardboard US cheeseburgers and "on the wagon" :down:, seriously stressed and eggbound and not having had a successful "bowel movement" (or a shag :hubba:) for five days :( ? felt like I was carrying a concrete bowling ball in my nether regions. :o I went to Soi 7 beergarden and drank 15 beers then had a large filthy cracked drunken bowl of radioactively spicy sauteed rat noodles at a roadside hellhouse on the way back to the Nana hotel. :up: Woke up at 3AM to find I'd well and truly pebbledashed the Nana hotel bedsheets in my sleep with some of the slackest watery shite I'd ever seen leaking and spraying from my alarmed arsehole. :doah:

 

My wallet and mobile phone were also missing and there was an empty bottle of scotch and two used condoms on the floor of the room. I remember thinking, what a difference a day makes. :angel:

 

Hope that's helpful. :)

 

jack :help:

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