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From "The World Of Suzie Wong"

 

Suzie Wong:

"You looking for girlfriend?"

"I hear you rent room for whole month, you want me to be your regular girlfriend?"

Robert Lomax:

"I like - but can't afford."

Suzie Wong:

"Too bad, because I very popular - everybody say 'Where is Suzie, for goodness sake?' "

"You sure you not want me for permanent girlfriend?"

Robert Lomax:

"I'll fight it for a while..."

Suzie Wong:

"You're sorry because I not that stuck-up girl on ferry-boat. Well, month long time in Hong Kong, I'll wait - you'll get lonely..."

 

 

 

:devil::beer::devil:

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MAYOR: I don't want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore district. Understand? That's my policy.

 

HARRY: Yeah, well when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.

 

MAYOR: Intent? How did you establish that?

 

HARRY: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

 

MAYOR: I think he's got a point.

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