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Hamokhamok

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Well, I'm currently smoking purple skunk weed :clown: and enjoying a 1970s "vintage" Swedish hardcore anal porn skinflick on the video deck with my old blowbacking sidekick His Righteousness the DJ Toastmaster Mr Muff "Muff" Richardson and his father Taffy in his Dad's rented bedsit above the Swiller's Arms in Burslem, Stoke UK. The address is 43A Bumcrack Lane, Burslem. :up:

 

Hope that's helpful. :) If there's anything we can do you for, PM me. :beer: Or, if you're close by, drop round for a "blast" on the lemonade bottle bong. :drunk:

 

jack :help:

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Hamokhamok said:Nothing much really. Just left a little, if not useful, present for the person staying in Room 501.

 

Ha! You didn't by any chance do a shite in the bedside drawer, laying a long log right alongside the Gideon's Bible, did you? :up: I did that once too! :applause:

 

jack :beer:

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Nice one. :up:

 

But that's nothing. :: The last time I stayed in the Nana Hotel, I phoned up the house manager at 3AM and said "Excuse me, but I've got a leak in my bathroom sink!"

 

He said, "You might as well, mate. The last bloke did a shit in it!" :o

 

(You have to say it out loud... :))

 

Gideon :help:

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