Mentors Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 there are only two possibilitys for this big problem: a) She's suffer to high blood pressure She's watching to much of Russ Meyer movies. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lembeh Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 >PS Why don't I ever run into stuff like this? At the risk of getting banned KS, the answer is "because it only happens in people's dreams". Look how the story "matures". Now, not only her, but her sister as well!! ..she "hosts" a middle aged farang couple *in the nude*?????? KS, you have been here long enough. This is fantasy. sorry. No way. -j- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasmine Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 [color:"red"]Look how the story "matures". Now, not only her, but her sister as well!! ..she "hosts" a middle aged farang couple *in the nude*?????? [/color] Oh you are no fun!!! Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
think_too_mut Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 josh_ingu said: >PS Why don't I ever run into stuff like this? At the risk of getting banned KS, the answer is "because it only happens in people's dreams". Look how the story "matures". Now, not only her, but her sister as well!! ..she "hosts" a middle aged farang couple *in the nude*?????? KS, you have been here long enough. This is fantasy. sorry. No way. -j- Why would anyone think of banning you? Where did that thought come from? You are expressing your opinion without flaming. TTM - mod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldtimer Posted September 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Hello all I have been away sailing for a couple of days but am not suprised to find some disbelievers in the crowd. Fine! I think that I indicated early on indicated that the situation is very weird and has been a cause of friction between Nat and myself. Thais are indeed not known to be nudists. I have been in and around the kingdom long enough to know that. However, who knows, perhaps Nat will found the first nudist camp some day! She claims its a lifestyle thing for her. I actually was thinking of posting all this a year ago, but never got around to it as I thought it would be dismissed as too improbable. Anyway, that's fine. Why don't we leave it there. I have either contributed a real life relationship situation to the web or simply a tale of fantasy. Your choice. Also, I'm a big boy and don't support getting anyone banned for calling me a liar or anything else. That's their privilege with the anonymity of the web. To my face it would perhaps be different. However, a friend on Phuket who knows us both well has now guessed exactly right who wrote the post. He wasn't too suprised as he and his TG have been diving with us. Anyway, I'm done. Thanks reading the post as well as the advice, including a morsel from the famous and much adored Jasmine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lembeh Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 your "problem" reminds me of this old joke.... A man goes to the doctor and says, "I've got this sex problem, Doc. You've got to help me." "Well," says the quack, "tell me about your average day." "Well it all starts in the middle of the night. My wife always wakes me up at about 3am and again at about 5am for nookie. Later, we can spend a couple of hours making love before I go to work!" "Oh I see," says the doc. "No, hang on," says the young man "you see, when I get on the train to work I meet this girl every day,we get a compartment to ourselves and have sex all the way there." "Oh... now I see," says the quack. "No you don't," says our hero. "When I get to work my secretary really fancies me and I have to give her one in the storeroom." "Oh.... now I see," says the quack. "No, no, no," says the randy old bugger. "When I go to lunch I meet this dinner lady I'm very fond of, and we nip out the back for a quickie." "Now I understand," says the extremely patient doctor. "No, hang on," says the man. "When I get back to work in the afternoon my boss - a very demanding lady I might add - has to have me or she says she'll give me the sack!" "Ahh...." says the doctor, "now I see." "No, there's more," says our man, almost in tears. "When I get home my wife is so pleased to see me she gives me a blow job before dinner and then we have sex afterwards!" By now, the exasperated doctor is beginning to lose his cool, "So just what is your problem?!" "Well..." says our hero, "it hurts when I wank." -j- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 How old are you Oldtimer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCgringo Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 I think I can help, I am a qualified specialist, Just send here over , please enclose return postage. Once she is around here for a few months here in California I am sure she will be cured ! There are no nutcases here so she will feel out of place I promise to return her when she is better , with very little wear and tear Please let me know ASAP PS....does she do windows ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldtimer Posted September 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Thanks josh_ingu, that's a good old tale and you can certainly interpret my post that way. But, if this old codger needed some fantasies for the purpose you to which you allude, he might be able to dream up some better ones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldtimer Posted September 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 FYI 67 last July Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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