Nervous_Dog Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 I am a tas pissed at the moment, err, not grumpy, rather the beer chang is having its due effect. I live in a small flat, some who know me very well would know it as the fuck flat, as it's fucking small, never mind. I lived in a tent for much of my youth so no big deal, I've had the big places, and love my small place. It's funny, but when you can hear evveryone fart, (and smell it) it brings you into another dimension of living. Currently it's me, the DarLek, the JingJoe, par the sister inlaw, the mother in law (Who thinks it's still 1884 and Thai women go topless, trouble is, even though she's 50+, her tit are better than the darleks!) Par's daughter Plar, who Dar wants to keep her and send to school, and a few visitors. In a space so small, its all happening, but I don;t mind. Paar remembers to feed me beer, numbs the pain of proximity, DarLek remembers to feedd me, and the kids remember to yell "Daddeeee Daddeee" there all eating something that stinks, turns out its fish from my farm. FARRRKKKK whats the point of fish farming if they keep eating the finglings! Place stinks, I think I'll go out to eat. Only saving grace is the DarLek just made me vegimite toast, and every kid (all three girls aged 3/2.5 and 1) love it. Fun to watch! DOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khunsanuk Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 Hi, Can't imagine how you could stand that. I need my privacy and would go completely crazy living with that many people in a small room. We have an average of 2 rooms for every person in the house Sanuk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Dog Posted September 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 err - for the sake of avoiding embarresment - I won't tell you my average, but its worse than the inverse of yours! DOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
think_too_mut Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Nervous_Dog said:I am a tas pissed at the moment, err, not grumpy, rather the beer chang is having its due effect. I live in a small flat, some who know me very well would know it as the fuck flat, as it's fucking small, never mind. I lived in a tent for much of my youth so no big deal, I've had the big places, and love my small place. It's funny, but when you can hear evveryone fart, (and smell it) it brings you into another dimension of living. Currently it's me, the DarLek, the JingJoe, par the sister inlaw, the mother in law (Who thinks it's still 1884 and Thai women go topless, trouble is, even though she's 50+, her tit are better than the darleks!) Par's daughter Plar, who Dar wants to keep her and send to school, and a few visitors. In a space so small, its all happening, but I don;t mind. Paar remembers to feed me beer, numbs the pain of proximity, DarLek remembers to feedd me, and the kids remember to yell "Daddeeee Daddeee" there all eating something that stinks, turns out its fish from my farm. FARRRKKKK whats the point of fish farming if they keep eating the finglings! Place stinks, I think I'll go out to eat. Only saving grace is the DarLek just made me vegimite toast, and every kid (all three girls aged 3/2.5 and 1) love it. Fun to watch! DOG ND, You fucked me man! 46sqm room where we live has been enough for two, becoming small with the baby growing. They move to Tokyo? We get the same floor space but as 1 bedroom apartment, parititioned, toilet like on on a plane, bathroom crammed in it. And ten times the price. They call it 1LDK = 1 bedroom, 1 kitchen, one living room, one bedroom. I'm in luxury here - normally they would make it 2 bedroom, same space Lucky Americans, they know what the space is. Lucky Bakgkokians, they can get it much cheaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Dog Posted September 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 46 SQM - Man talk about luxery thats about 50% bigger than my place! DOG - and his kennal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Well the sensible ting wold be for you and the whole family to look for larger accommodations. (brilliant insight eh?) Forget the 'I can't afford it ........... you can. Besides, what price sanity? Forget the I hate moving............. let the women do it........ they will anyway. Forget any other excuses that pop up. Go house hunting. Of course one could leave the staus quo and simple find a second apartment for self. A get away with obvious dirty dog advantages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Dog Posted September 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 I am always house hunting, I find a place, I think yes, wife says no, then maybe, then I say no, then its gone! I really want a house with grass so the kid can figure out what that green stuff is! DOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Jack Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 You were lucky. There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road. jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Kong Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 Fiery Jack said:You were lucky. There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road. jack You thinks THAT's bad? When we were young, 175 of us lived in the lid of a shoebox in the middle of the road and got run over every week by a cement truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Dog Posted September 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 Always look on the bright side of life, da dumn, dadum dee dum de dum. Every Sprem is sacred, every sperm has its place, DOG - whistling monty Python Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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