carew66 Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 I went up to Pattaya the other day and heard this one from another Brit I was chatting to. You know how the Thais (or for that matter, anyone here) leave their crash helmets in the front basket of their bikes when they park up? Well, this little gang of herberts from (sigh) yes, England, thought it was great to run around stealing them. Now, they don't need the helmets - they haven't got round to stealing the bikes yet I suppose - but no doubt it was ' a laff' for them. Some poor buggers now have to go out and either buy or borrow another or get booked by the MIB. I won't mention the city of origin of these twats - it is so blindingly obvious. Twist and fucking Shout eh? I was so pissed off I clean forgot to purchase any cheese until the following evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lazyphil Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Big curley hair, shell suits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 Probably that worthless shite that has tattoo's all over his neck and arms. Dresses like Eminem and talks with the most horrible pikey accent...what a toolbox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thai3 Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 Another bad Pattaya story, has nobody a good word to say about this scumbag magnet? I see on ebay a bloke is auctioning off 2 weeks at a time in his tiny looking condo, wife not included.I am not a bidder-peter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pro2000 Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 best thing ive ever read on a toilet door was in john lennon airport MAKE SURE YOU FLUSH SCOUSERS WILL STEAL ANYTHING (ive lived there 12 years now its true) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 carew66 said: I won't mention the city of origin of these twats - it is so blindingly obvious. I immediately thought of Liverpudians (scousers). One of the first things I learned when I started getting into football (soccer) was to say 'car theiving scousers'...lol. As if falangs didn't have a bad rep already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterBlonde Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 There's no doubt millions of people with a good word to say about Pattaya.....2million plus tourists a year says something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusty Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 Does this guy have a shaved head and a tattoo of the Union Jack on the back of it? I have to say that all the scousers I've met have been decent people. The so called affluent SE of England habours more than its fair share of "home grown"crap I can tell you. Apparently the worst petty crimminals in the UK all come from stockport.The powers that be are thinking of mining all the roads leading out of this "blot on the landscape"aka "escape from New York":cover: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 There's fuck all wrong with Stockport. Anyroad, wanna buy a Blaupunkt ? Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sukhumvit Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 Calm down! Calm down! :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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