the_numbers Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 After several Whisky Sours I feel compelled to write a bit about my latest nightlife failure and its surely partially my fault. I have an uncanny knack for picking the wrong bird, and it happened in the 12-ish hour tonight on Soi Cowboy. She was in street clothes and works at Tilac she said, "hey, where are you going? i want to go with you?" "do i have to pay bar?" -me "no just give me 1200 baht short time." - her seemed like a fair shake, and enthusiastic start. Asoke Place was the place, and it started with a 5 second shower, and her plopping on the bed nude and corpse like... :: She complained about all foreplay, and was not even the least bit wet. She had been giving those writhing fake porn star moans for a minute before demanding I shove it in.. I at this point said, "Hey - if you're in a hurry and don't want to do this just go ahead. No hard feelings, no barfine, I don't want it to be like this..." "c'mon baby" - her tagline was the response with lots of enthusiastic groping. SANDPAPER is all I can say 4 seconds later She then spent the next 45 minutes of uncomfortable sex saying, "2 minutes you finish - 2 minutes you finish!" and doing the screaming moaning that is so porn appropriated. I broke one condom, and watched her lick her hand repeatedly while spackling her vagina with saliva. It was SOooooOO uninspired. I gave up and ended up just taking a shower and calling it quits. Its an old story that you've all perhaps heard before, but sometimes its worth telling again.. best, the_numbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thai3 Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 I like reports such as this as it proves i'm not the only one to score duds. My first thoughts were that it might have been a post op K, but thinking about it a k would probably have been a bit more enthusiastic. At least you got to shag her, I took a girl BG to CM once for three days and never got to see her pussy never mind sex. Had one last month who I relectantly agreed 1500 ST and when we got down to it she would not let me look pussy unless she got 3000, some of these girls are in the wrong profession. I hate it when they say why you no come yet after about 90 seconds, real passion killer.-peter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 "...was not even the least bit wet..." For this reason, I always carry KY...and tons of condoms... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Just thinking, usually when they start that "hurry up shit" I slow down and tell them "we're going to be here all night if you don't quit bothering me..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shygye Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 I had one say, "You take long shower". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bibblies Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Maybe it'd help if some guys got in shape? Haven't had any of these problems in years (ever since I stopped being a soft touch, basically). You guys have got to be harder and demand better service! That money only travels from your pocket to theirs when (and if) you decide to hand it over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Better yet, why put up with it at all? Isn't there, like, 30,000 others who are eager to please? In my experience, with BGs and otherwise, when you start having a problem things don't get better, they only get worse. Cut your losses early is the only way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bibblies Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 MadMax said: Cut your losses early is the only way to go. Reminds me of my favourite ever Friends line from when Monica is obsessed with stocks... Monica: "My motto is dump 'em before they go down." Joey: "Man, is that so not my motto..." :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterBlonde Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Had one recently who,as i was about to penetrate,started to pretend to snore,as if i would think she was asleep....if it was'nt for the fact she had the most spectacular tits i have seen in a long time,i would have shown her the door with only taxi money....prostitution is mainly a career choice for these girls,they should at least take it seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith doug Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 i have to admit that tillac is my favourite place and never had any problems ..HOWEVER... i refuse to pay bar fine ,, best time to go is 1245am there desperate then and meet outside ieie!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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