jai-dee Posted October 16, 2001 Report Share Posted October 16, 2001 I wish I could report this in first person, but no, I found this on the net and was wondering if anybody else was there. _____________________________________________ Sorry no photos, but it was a blast. Four Pattaya bars sent their best dancers to Classroom on Soi 2 to compete for baht and glory. We, the audience, were the winners. Sodom and Gomorra relived; it was great. I have seen and done some truly wild stuff in Thailand, but this was the largest mass naughtiness I've seen. The best part of the evening was towards close when the winners had been announced and were all working the dance floor in a frenzy of wild abandon (not a cliche either...real honest wild abandon). Six to eight chics on stage frantically splashing around naked in half an inch of beer on the floor and flinging their beer soaked long hair wildly to the disco beat and splashing more brew on the already beer soaked audience. The judges (truly unfair in my opinion) were reaping their rewards for crowning these beautiful gyrators by partaking of the proffered pussys, tits, and asses...lucky bastards. I can't really bitch; all the house dancers were getting into the joyous occasion while waiting to get on stage by letting the audience play with their tits and asses too. The more lewd you could be, the more girls would come over to you to be mauled. It made me think of the frame of mind that must motivate a high school girl to suck off the football team, only this time I was on the team and there were 60 ladies!!!! Some of these girls were randy as a bitch in heat. "Play with my tits, squeeze my ass, ohhhh rub that, kiss kiss, wiggle wiggle." Nuts!!! The majority of the girls offstage were wearing bits of clothing, which made them even sexier by the constant flashing and their juicy tactical offerings. Yum!!! One little 37 kilo vixen was in being carried at face level by some big guy. Her legs were spread to maximum span as she guided him from patron to patron for a quick tonguing. As I went to the head, a girl jumped on me and grabbed me around the waist with her legs as she started kissing me, grabbing my dick, and grinding to the pounding disco music. We went into the head together... she did stop trifling with my weenie as I took a leak, but we left the toilet just as entered; her legs locked around my waist. I was a good (should read idiot) boy and went home to my girlfriend instead of seizing the opportunity to pay bar for one (or more) of the plethora of cuties that were dancing and rubbing themselves on me. I truly hope you have the chance to sample one of these dance contests...wild shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattaya127 Posted October 16, 2001 Report Share Posted October 16, 2001 Pretty close to this one (not mine too): Doll House AgoGo Dirty Dancing Contest August 27, 2001 Ok, so now it's 9PM, and an hour past the time I planned to meet Duke for the dance contest at Doll House AgoGo. The moment of impact. How do I describe it? Adam at the gates of Eden. The bar is small, packed with men and bar girls. The sound is pulsing, pounding, throbbing. At least two or three thinly clad girls for every man. There is a sea of bodies. Punctuated with girl after girl after girl with white bikini top and bottom that glows under the ultraviolet lights. Maybe 300 people jammed elbow to elbow. We squeeze through the crowd and look for Duke. The serving girl says there are no seats. Standing room only. We find Duke squeezed up in the third row and he says it was the same at 8PM. The place is totally wired and buzzing. I have never, ever seen such a crazy place. This is why we move to Thailand. My three ladies and myself are left standing on the stairs that lead up to three rows of seating. A muscular German guy pushes me sideways to clear his view. The serving girl takes our orders and then I get a chance to pause and check out the dancers. Tonight is the Doll House AgoGo Dirty Dance Contest. Write this down, memorize it, and pray that you are in Pattaya for the next one. We have missed some of the earlier competitors, and now it is the host dancers from Doll House AgoGo. Eight dancers, all ranging in looks from totally perfect to sell the ranch, steal from mother, and trade your soul for a one night bar fine. These are the absoloute cream of the crop. Wild gyrating ladies with toothy Thai smiles and mischievous eyes. The slow, the weak, the mild have been culled out. Only eight of the hottest ladies I've ever seen in my life are selected for the team. The music is pounding, the atmosphere electric, the girls are -- to put it delicately -- horny about each other. This team just can't seem to get enough lesbian action. I'm not talking about the fake lesbian shows you see all over town. I'm talking girls with their tongues buried deep into each others swollen wet pussies. I'm talking clits swollen to the max and ladies touching, kissing, carressing, deep throating each other to near orgasm. I'm talking fingers in the ass, fingers back to mouth. I'm talking wet fingers sweetly brushed against this authors smiling face after the dancer in front of him deeply fingers her partner. This is the last dance of the three song progression. And, unfortunately, Joy decides it is just too much for An and Bo. With little hesitation I tell Joy, "Ok...see you tomorrow". The three girls walk out and a space opens at the edge of the dance stage. The serving girl comes by and points out a seat that has opened up in the third tier. I smile back and shake my head vigorously. "Stay here", I say. She returns the evil smile, and nods "Good!" As it turns out, I have one of the best seats in the house. The stage is a small rotating carousel, with a small extension for solo performances. Myself and two other guys are the lucky occupants of the three spots at the edge of the solo platform. The bar is just absolutely packed. All the aisles are full of girls and more girls and men. Drinking, touching, laughing. Impromptu dancing and lap dancing at every table. This seems to be the night for girl on girl action, as every time two ladies pass each other on the floor, they stop to touch, to kiss, to grind away at each others body. After the Doll House dancers bring down the house with their Lesbian finale, out come about 30 girls from Champion AgoGo. There is barely enough room on stage to hold the girls and about four of them flow out onto the solo stage. Bright white bikini tops and bottoms. Glowing in the ultraviolet light.The girls start dancing and grind away in front of our faces. It's too much. And Mark, the guy sitting next to me pulls a firm ripe ass to his face and starts rimming the girl in front of him. For myself, I slip my palm under the crotch of the girl in front of me and just let her grind her wet pussy on my flat hand. I have to tell you. When you ask, do girls get horny and wet when they dance? Oh yes. Oh fuck yes. The Champion girls are a bit shy. But there are so many men around the stage. Slowly but surely, each and every bikini string gets pulled by helping hands from the audience. And soon all the girls are naked. One in particular has this beautiful bushy pussy. I love it when a girl has this pouty mound and then doesn't shave. Really great effect when they start pumping and grinding. As the three songs progress, the girls start teasing the audience more and more. A new girl appears in front of me and starts pumping her pussy in front of my face. Just inches away, she grins and then pulls my face into her bush. Man! She is wet and hot. I love the salty taste and for what must be a full minute I just suck and nibble and lick her pussy in front of the packed house. No boundaries tonight. Duke has been up in the third tier of seats all this time. Afer I pull my face away from the Champion dancer, I notice him sitting next to me. The Australian guy has just left. "Decent seats...", he says tersely. I laugh. And a moment later another Champion dancer appears and pulls Duke's face into her crotch. After a long 30 seconds or so. I'm jealous and slip a finger down the girls ass. Oops. She pulls away and Duke gives me a pained look. The girl comes back and slips her hand across the wetness on Duke's face and then tastes her own juices. Ok....this is good. I smile, and then she fingers herself and pulls out three wet fingers and gives the author a taste. Man...these girls are Bad! The night continues to get more raucous. More dance sets. More girls. More horny lesbian sex acts. For the last set of the competition, the Doll House girls come out one more time. The audience goes wild. It's clear who the winners will be. Out comes champagne bottles, and the girls are doused in streams of white foaming champagne. They are kissing and nuzzling and drinking champagne from each other's bodies and becoming drunk and intoxicated along with the audience. You can't talk, you can't hear. There is only the throbbing pumping, pounding, pulsing music. The guys in the audience come up to the edge of the bar and soon there is cold beer spraying along with the cold champagne. Somewhere along the line, a young girl is standing next to me. She wears a white bikini under a see through over shirt. I'm startled. For ten days, I'm looking for small, petite, young. Her bones are fine and small. Her ass is hard and square like a young teenager. Beautiful smile and hair. This lady is a go go girl? I can't believe it. Life is short, and I know my tastes well. "I bar fine you?", I quickly ask. "Ok...", she says, somewhat reluctantly. She is so freaking small. I can't believe it. I pull back from the action at the stage and take her up to sit on my lap at the first row of seats. Duke has his face buried in another girls pussy. He is oblivious to my leaving. There is loud applause, and the Doll House girls have deservedly earned first place. I have to wonder how many of the girls are heading out for bar fines versus taking each other home for more wild lesbian sex. [ October 16, 2001: Message edited by: pattaya127 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted October 17, 2001 Report Share Posted October 17, 2001 Stop! Stop! You guys are killing me! I would offered my first male child to gypsies to have been to either occasion. Tickets are booked, I'm off to Pattaya in 3 days. I'm serious as testicular cancer! One of you guys owe me $800 for the ticket I bought. There isn't a judge in the land that wouldn't rule in my favor after I read your stories as testimony to my frame of mind when I was 'mentally assualted' by the lurid description. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Gun Posted October 17, 2001 Report Share Posted October 17, 2001 quote: Originally posted by chocolat steve: Tickets are booked, I'm off to Pattaya in 3 days. I'm serious as testicular cancer! One of you guys owe me $800 for the ticket I bought. There isn't a judge in the land that wouldn't rule in my favor after I read your stories as testimony to my frame of mind when I was 'mentally assualted' by the lurid description. Steve When do you actually arrive? You could be physically assaulting yourself if it is not before 8.00 pm on Sunday (21st) as Dollhouse Pattaya have a Dance Contest being run by the 'original' team from Nanapong. LG PS With an enormous stroke of luck, I will see you there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted October 17, 2001 Report Share Posted October 17, 2001 If bin Laden & his cohorts don't do anything to disrupt flights before now and then and the sanuk gods are smiling on me, I shall arrive in BKK early Saturday afternoon local time and in Pattaya by 3pm. A mate of mine is already there and I've conveyed that I will attend the Dollhouse event. I would love to see you and others from this board there. Here's what I'll do. I will be buying a Gooner (Arsenal) shirt on Saturday and I'll wear it to the Dollhouse. How many Black guys wearing an Arsenal shirt will there be in Dollhouse anyways? Not too many IMO! (lol). The first beer is on me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Gun Posted October 17, 2001 Report Share Posted October 17, 2001 quote: Originally posted by chocolat steve: Here's what I'll do. I will be buying a Gooner (Arsenal) shirt on Saturday and I'll wear it to the Dollhouse. How many Black guys wearing an Arsenal shirt will there be in Dollhouse anyways? Not too many IMO! (lol). The first beer is on me! Well, there might be one or two on Saturday as they are showing the Arse live on cable at 9.00 pm. At the Dance Contest, it will not only be the FIRST beer which will be on you, but several subsequent ones too - literally! Don't wear your best Gooners shirt (at $3 each you can probably afford a spare!) LG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted October 17, 2001 Report Share Posted October 17, 2001 I'll buy 2 then. I can't wait. I'll just be recovering from my Saturday night. A long awaited 2 on 1 promised by a BG & her GF last time I was there. On a side note, seeing the word 'Arse' in the name Arsenal, I wondered about what other clubs would call us. Is that it then, the Arse? Just my luck to adopt a club with that nickname. Anyway, I will wear it.... and proudly! I must be loyal. Hopefully, with a little luck, and some well spent baht, both the Gooners and I will score and win that night! Chok Dee! Long Gun, load up the chamber and get ready to shoot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadaBing Posted October 17, 2001 Report Share Posted October 17, 2001 Steve ; Where in LA are you , i'm in the SFV and would love to meet you for a beer upon your return to hear some firsthand tales , i'm off to pattaya early january. so not to kill the thread , i'm at dbadavid@msn.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 17, 2001 Report Share Posted October 17, 2001 Wow. Nice thread. I want a piece of this Dance Contest action in December. Son of a bitch, I hope I don't lose ALL control--just some control! Heck with bar fining. I'd just go for that hot girl willing to settle her wet ***** in the palm of my hand and jiggle it around. Oh brother. That's nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarisin Posted October 17, 2001 Report Share Posted October 17, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Long Gun: LG PS With an enormous stroke of luck, I will see you there! You are not allowed in Pattaya. I saw it on the sign leading to the city. 'Wencome to Pattaya City....Except for Long Gun. Everybody Wencome. But, Long Gun, Turn Back Please.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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