Nervous_Dog Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 1. You've caught a blowfly buzzing around your head with your bare hands. 2. You've mimicked Alf Stewart from 'Home and Away' - "Push off, ya flamin' drongo". 3. You have argued whether Fords are better than Holden's. 4. You've done the Hot Sand run from the beach to your towel. 5. You know who Ray Martin is. 6. You call your home "My Joint". 7. You start using words like 'Bloody, grouse and champ'. 8. You stop greeting people with 'Hello' and go straight into 'how're you doin'? 9. You've seriously considered running down to the shops in a pair of ugh boots. 10. You own ugg boots. 11. You've been to a one day cricket match and screamed incomprehensibly until your throat went raw. 12. You've had to decide between putting up with mosquitoes and moving the BBQ inside. 13. You've changed your ring tone on your mobile phone to something much more annoying than the one it came with. 14. You kind of know the first verse of the national anthem, but buggered if you know what 'girt' means. 15. You have a story that some how revolves around excess consumption of alcohol and a mate named 'Dave'. 16. You're secretly annoyed with Russell Crowe. 17. You own a Bonds t-shirt and wear it with pride. 18. You've attended a music festival on the hottest day of the year. 19. You've tried to hang off a Hills Hoist while pretending you could fly. 20. You've had to visit the emergency room after hanging off Hills Hoist and pretending you could fly. 21. You own pair of thongs for every day use, and another pair of dress thongs for special occasions. 22. You don't know what's in a meat pie and you don't care. 23. You pronounce Australia: 'Strayl-ya'. 24. You call soccer 'soccer', not football. 25. You know a dog named Bluey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Whoa, ND - thats all a tad parochial isnt it ? Given that the majority of the board originates from Britain and Europe, I'm not sure how well it will 'travel'. I dont see to many 'You're a German' posts ...... A lot of your post contains stereotypes that I'd like to see disappear, but I remain enamoured of the Australian bush : lets hope we can save it for future generations of Little Aussie Battlers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lazyphil Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Who remembers Sons and Daughters?--CLASS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khunsanuk Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Hi, Artiew, ND is an Ozzie himself, so I am sure this is not meant to insult Ozzies. Sanuk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Hey Pooch old Cobber son. You missed a few. Come over to my joint for a few tubes and check out the shielas. Our hats with corks all around the brim.... Sounds to me like you miss the Land girt by sea I will bring over a survival pack in April for you...all the goodies you are missing. I have some old tapes of Number 96 somewhere as well. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Dog Posted January 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Art ya wanker, geeze mate, I know your a cockroach, but us cane toads are proud to be bananbenders first, then Aussies. DINGO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Artiew, ND is an Ozzie himself Cmon, KS - thats not something that the rest of us in the land downunder want publicised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Oh...no two Banana benders on the board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorro Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 ND 8. You stop greeting people with 'Hello' and go straight into 'how're you doin' Not sure about this one ....how ya goin mate? without moving the lips is what i recall as the most popular greeting in Australia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 G'day Mate!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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