Central Scrutinizer Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Carew, Hey! Plan C always works for me as well! Although if I drink too much I start speaking Chinese, and I've never been to China? :: Cent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carew66 Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 I know, I know..crazy innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelseafan Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Cent said: No one complained of Tonto's use of English as a second language to the Lone Ranger. And the Lone Ranger understood what the fuck he was saying! Reminds me of the old joke The lone ranger and tonto are travelling the plains when suddenly tonto gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Ahhh Buffalo come...." The Lone Ranger looks into the distance to spot the Buffalo but see's nothing "How do you know that ?" asks the Lone Ranger Tonto replies "Ear sticky" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Scrutinizer Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 chelseafan said: Cent said: No one complained of Tonto's use of English as a second language to the Lone Ranger. And the Lone Ranger understood what the fuck he was saying! Reminds me of the old joke The lone ranger and tonto are travelling the plains when suddenly tonto gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Ahhh Buffalo come...." The Lone Ranger looks into the distance to spot the Buffalo but see's nothing "How do you know that ?" asks the Lone Ranger Tonto replies "Ear sticky" :D :D :D :: :: Old joke maybe, but first time I heard it. Cent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Kong Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 chelseafan said: Cent said: No one complained of Tonto's use of English as a second language to the Lone Ranger. And the Lone Ranger understood what the fuck he was saying! Reminds me of the old joke The lone ranger and tonto are travelling the plains when suddenly tonto gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Ahhh Buffalo come...." The Lone Ranger looks into the distance to spot the Buffalo but see's nothing "How do you know that ?" asks the Lone Ranger Tonto replies "Ear sticky" Reminds me of an old joke: Tonto and the Lone Ranger are standing on an open field, with nowhere to run, watching a group of rampaging, murderous Indians getting closer and closer. LR says to Tonto, "Tonto, we are in a heap of trouble." Tonto responds, "What do you mean "we", white man?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALHOLK Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Hi! Tonto and the Lone Ranger are standing on an open field, with nowhere to run, watching a group of rampaging, murderous Indians getting closer and closer. LR says to Tonto, "Tonto, we are in a heap of trouble." Tonto responds, "What do you mean "we", white man?" :D :D I read that one in Mad when I was young. regards ALHOLK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Kong Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 ALHOLK said:Hi! :D :D I read that one in Mad when I was young. regards ALHOLK Spy vs Spy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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