The 2nd Crusade

[Lusty]

Foreword:Well the time is nearly upon me to journey back through the looking glass.

I,ll write my report under one heading adding events and adventures as and when they occur.

Chatting with some of my colleagues at work there,s clearly two patterns of thought,those that think I,m a jammy barstard and those that have lived shadowed lives and think I,m a deviant and should be locked up!

Last night I went to a christmas bash in down town mundania and oggled all the young but unavailable pussy but cheered myself up thinking that come the weekend I can oggle and have what I please.

One of my local supermarkets is selling a pack of 12 durex for half price.Fate or what!

I have a rough plan for the first few days at least but as you know in Thailand nothing runs according to the laws of common logic and things could change.

After I have settled into my hotel saturday afternoon I,ll head down to Soi 4 and see for myself how things have deteriorated and checkout the Bus stop bar then see what happens.Sunday its got to be the Nanapong dirty dancing final and afterwards I,m having Two of the Eden girls stopover at my room for the night,and yes you,ll hear about it here. Monday hopefully I,ll be meeting some other boardmembers in Bigdogs and see what happens.Christmas day its the Nanapong pigout at Bourbon street and later in the evening I,ll try to find my K.C 1 Gogo girl from my last trip.She cost a bit more than the others but as Quinten Tarrantino said to John Travolta"when you inject this shit believe me your,ll know where that extra money went"

Its fucking freezing up here at the moment.

Tonight I pack.

[spirit_of_town_hall]

I'm so happy for you, if my numbers come up tonite you will see me at Big Dogs on Saturday night!!

Out of interest how much did you get ticket for

[Lusty]

Planes,trains and automobiles(A winters night at Heathrow Terminal4)

After a gruelling trip across London in the rush hour I arrived at the checkin area with about 400 others.Just as my bag was about to dissappear along the conveyer the attendant picked up the phone."I,m sorry but the flight is full and you can,t get on"

"what do you mean your sorry And I can,t get on.Is this some sort of fucking joke" I say.

The airline rep tells this to me and fiveteen other angry people that all the flights are full until after christmas.

" Thats not fucking good enough" says our elected spokes person.Anyway after alot of swearing(a fight nearly broke out) things are resolved.This tale has a happy ending.

They put us up in a five star hotel for the night with a slap up meal,drove us all in a taxi down to Gatewick the following morning and got us to Bangkok via Paris.And for compensation we wre offered 210 pounds in cash or a free ticket on the same route to be used within a year.Result!The 2nd crusade has just got underway and the 3rd one is sorted,fucking brilliant!Its just like me to fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling of aftershave.

The moral of this tale gentlemen is that even if you,ve paid good money for a ticket,the aircraft is in perfect working order and there are know other fuckups you are still not guaranteed to get on the plane so be warned.You might not be so lucky.

Apparently airlines overbook by 10percent to allow for no shows.Does anybody know about this.Why someone would buy a ticket and not cancel is beyond me?

The flight was unevenful but I enjoyed watching the tiny plane inching its way closer to the promise land.

I,m now firmly perched here in this land of fine food and even finer women.

I,m just trying to suss out my new video cam before the Eden girls(or any girls for that matter) stay sunday night!So far I,ve found out that with the mains lead attached it reaches the middle of the bed.

Its my first night out tonight.Its time to unleash the trouser snake.We,ll start the attack at the Bus stop bar.

Sanuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

[Lusty]

After I posted yesterday I noticed I was feeling jet lagged but undeterred I decided to miss out on a nap,this was to be my undoing.I went to a bar who,s name I will not divulge as yet and b/f,d a girl.I took her to the Bus stop bar and had a few beers and all the time the fucking mobile kept going off and she became some what cold towards me?I arrived back early with my "date"but as last time things did not go according to plan.She would,nt let me touch her!I gave up and fell a sleep.I awoke at 00.45 to find her gone!(I,ll be going back to the bar to complain about this one).

Feeling decididly refreshed and extremely horny I got dressed and got a cab up to the Nana disco.I asked recently in a post if Nana disco was heaving with pussy.I think that was an understatment,the place was nearly sinking into the ground with it!I did my customry walk round and had my arse pinched several times.I eventually settled on a cracker in a black mini dress and waved hair.I was chatting with her in the lobby for sometime making the deal and the fucking mobile went off!She gave some bullshit excuse about having to see her mother early in the morning and could not go with me.In future if a girl has a mobile she,ll get no business from me.By this time all other prospects had drifted away and all that was left was a few dogs and a couple of katoey.I was horney but not that horney!On the way out I bumped into three cuties getting into a cab and one looks at me and says "my friend very sad"and I say"why?She says "she have no teeruk".I have a good look at her and she is definetly the best of the three and a seven IMO and head back to the hotel.

She looked remarkably like a Hawaian girl and a dead ringer for Marlon Brando,s squeeze in the "Mutiny on the Bounty"

We get naked and have the usual shower.She has lovely pert breasts with beautiful erect brown nipples(I always have the aircon on the cool side to achieve the desired effect) and Quim trimmed into a mohawk.I manouver her into the 69 position and tease apart the succulent brown labia to reveal the tasty treat in side( I dont know about you guys but there is no finer sight on earth than an oriental girls pussy and arse hole two inches from your face) and proceed to dine for a good half our then fuck her senseless.After an hour when I,m recovered she anoints my cock in oil an teases the cleft in my bellend with her nipple and I squirt all over her tits.

We awake after six hours and commence round two.Later in the day I broach the subject of the video cam and with a bribe of a 1000bht(15 quid to you Bob)she accepts!

I look at the play back later after she has left and the results are,nt bad for a first attempt.Its a bit difficult trying to eat a pussy and hold a camara at the same time.I was fortunate I did,nt squirt sperm into the mechanism.

Tonight its the Nanapong dance contest and later a couple of girls from a bordello owned by a certain frenchman.Stay tuned!

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[Lusty]

Last night I took my two Eden girls that I had prebooked back to my hotel at 10.30.Marc had obviously told them that I,m a shaved fan and whilst in the bathroom any stubble was removed and I could see that they were perfectionists because anything they could not get with the razor they pulled out with tweezers!

When they got on the bed, out of the bag came double ended dildos,strap ons and KY jelly.There,s nothing I can say that has,nt been said already.

Marc knows his stuff.If its pure filthy aggressive sex you want the Edens the place.These girls know there trade and they know it well!

The battle raged on for a good four hours but I capitulated at 02.30 and we slept

In the morning when we awoke the hotel room looked like a bomb had hit it with used durex all over the floor and KY, spunk and baby oil all splashed up the wall(I,ll have to leave the maid a reasonable tip when I depart).

I,m sure my Farther was looking down from heaven last night and laughing his socks off.He was a horny barstard as well you know.

[Lusty]

Early in the afternoon(christmas eve)I thought I,d have a stroll down to Patpong and call in at KC 1 to seen if the beautiful and very dirty H** still worked there.When I arrive its 14.00hrs and the door has a chain round the handle and is obviously shut so I decide to check this area out in the daylight to see where everything is.I settle down and have a beer at a open air bar right next door to the Star of Light and have a look at the girls sitting outside.Some good lookers IMO but I,d not yet recharged from the "Battle of the Eden club"to go in.Its now 16.00 and head back off to the hotel to shit,shower and shave ready for the evenings festivity,s.On the way back I see that K.C 1,s door is open so I look in side.There is a guy cleaning up ready for opening so I call him over and show him my picture of H**.Result,she is still there and I leave her a note and my photo and arrange to pick her up at 20.00hrs christmas night(I hope she,s still as enthusastic as last time because I stood her up!).

J who was stranded with me at Heathrow and is staying at the same hotel headed up to Bigdogs to meet Leotex.On entering the bar I nearly put my foot in it as there was an Aussie guy there with a Bg with whom I,d been chatting with the night before in the Eden club.He pretended he didn,t know me and gave me a crafty wink.Later on when his girl went into the hongnam he came over and we had a laugh about it.Just before we arrived he,d just finished bullshitting her that he was not big butterfly(I know your name and for a small fee of 5000bhts I won,t reveal it on this board).Later we hit Bottoms up and played jenga and connect4 with some Bg,s.

One thing I,ve learned coming here is not to plan to far ahead, certainly no more than an hour !I,d arranged to meet my freelancer from two days ago at midnight,that was until Leotex fucked it all up buy taking us in to Fantasia.Why is it that when you see these babes dancing on the stage there,s always one that blows you away.In mine and Leotex,s opinion she was a perfect ten.She was a fucking penthouse centrefold and she knew it!I established that she smoked and would go long time for 2000bht.I paid the bar and the four of us left.I had to blow out my midnight date.I dont enjoy standing up these girls,its akin to shooting a lame horse in the head but their hookers and you have to be as hard as they are.As I,m paying I,ll do what the fuck I like.

This is J,s first time in Bkk so we took him up to Soi Cowboy to see some nudity.Baccarra was the chosen venue as I wanted to see the floor show(I thought there was a crack in the glass )A stunner latched on to J but after a while we thought we,d better let him know he was snogging a guy.He was not ammused.We were!

I left Leotex and J at the Midnite bar and headed back to the hotel with my stunner for some well earned rumpy pumpy.This babe had an attitude like most of the stunners do but half an hour of eating the fur burger soon resolved this and she was soon hard at it sucking my now revitalised knob.I finish of by screwing her doggy and because of her attitude stuck my finger up her arse.

Had another session in the morning and she left after breakfast.Later its Christmas dinner at Bourbon street a few beers with the lads and hopefully an action filled night with H**.

[Lusty]

Old joke(revamped slightly)

Why is a Thai girls pussy and arsehole so close together?

So you can carry them up to your room like a six pack!

Christmas day:After posting yesterday went back and layed in until 14.00 then went to Bourbon street for the Nanapong Christmas dinner and chewed the fat with some of the guys.

Leotex and myself decided to have a couple of beers at an outside bar at Clinton Plaza.I didn,t stay to long as my eyes started to wander and the trouser snake started to twitch and I knew who I wanted to see tonight!

After being stuck in a taxi for an hour got down to Patpong at 19.00 and had an hour to kill so I settled down and had a couple of beers at a beer bar near the end of PP2.Got chatting to a pretty little thing called Lik.She tells me all the dirty things she,d like to do with me(I hope the name says it all).I like what I,m hearing .I explain to her that I am big butterfly and have a date later but I fancy a go with her and pay the bar for tommorrow night(to show that I,m definetly intrested)we have a bout of tonsil tennis and I arrange to pick her up at six.

When I arrive at KC1 H** is gyrating on stage and looks just as gorgous as I remember her and when she see,s me she jumps down and she on to me like one of those face sucker things in the Alien films(fuck knows why,I,m no Tom Cruise and I don,t pay over the odds).I have just enough money to pay the bar and buy a coke.She gets changed then we go back to the hotel so I can shower and get some cash.In the taxi on the way there she,s all over me like a rash.At the room I decline the offer of a bj because I want to save it for later.

We get a taxi and end up fuck knows where.Is it me or do the roads in Bkk dig themselfs up and relay in a completely different orientation when no ones looking?

We eventually get to Sukkumvit and have a couple of drinks at bar at the end of Soi Asoke.I would,nt come here drinking by myself as there,s some real dogs about.We then go along to Clinton Plaza( The living room bar) to see if there is any one remaining from the Christmas dinner.There no one there that I reconise( If your reading this Larry we got there an hour late because we got fucking lost).

H** and me went into the outside bar next door where I,d been drinking earlier in the day.I go to the hongnam and drop a vitamin v as its time to take H** back to the room to be shafted.

No sooner is the room door shut and the clothes are being ripped off.I know she genuinely wanted me because after I tore her G string off there were cobwebs of love juice dripping from her puss.After a good session of oral I lay her on the plastic sheet and we get oiled up(oh sweet bliss).She sits astride with her back to me and I insert a well lubed finger in her arse which she actively encourages.Later on whilst she is sucking me she makes the"cum on my face sign".I need no coaxing .Make no mistake this is one hot lady.She makes me eat her pussy for another hour then rides me until 04.00(this vitamin v is wonderful stuff).I can,t cum any more but she certainly does as I can feel her pussy muscules gripping me.If I,d had her playing in midfield for me when I took on the Eden girls I,m sure we could have won.H** is not hard up like some Thai girls,in fact she runs a beauty parlor in town during the day and works the poles at night,I guess she just loves sex.In the morning we have a quick session as we have overslept and she blows me off a good un.I will meet her the day after tommorrow and I,m going to broach the subject of the camcorder

To those reading this who have not been to Thailand this all sound like pornographic bullshit from my sordid mind.Those that have know otherwise.

Today I,m not going far from the hotel so as not to become side tracked.Tonight I meet Lik.

[Mekong]

Hey Rusty,

Just like to say that I really enjoyed reading your reports up to now, keep up the good work fellow.

If, and when, you return to the Livingroom (my second home), keep an eye open for some pool shark dude who always wears a baseball cap, and is friendly with all the staff there. That will be me, come on over and introduce yourself.

Have a good one...Meks

[Lusty]

Got the 45bht cab ride round to Patpong.I decided to go the Surawong road way so I didn,t have to pass KC1.Met Lik at her bar as planned and sat and watched the footy and had a chat with some fellow country men.I couldn,t keep my eyes of the pussy sitting outside the Pinnochio club,shame they were all men

Later on took Lik up to my home bar.The great thing about this place is its right next door to the Star of Lite and you can watch the comings and goings and when Lik,s back is turned I enjoy a flirt with the girls sitting outside.Its not a problem for Lik as when I first met her I made it quite plain that I was a big butterfly,in fact I took a 500bht note out of my wallet and I say "I be back in 20mins" then get up and walk up to the door,she say "no problem as long as you have power for me"(There,s no way I could pull this type of behaver off with a farange women!).There,s an intresting guy who I have been chatting with called Nikko who is Italian,79 years old and who has lived here on and off for a number of years and has some intresting tales to tell.

I pay my checkbin then we head off to a restuarant opposite KC1.The night market is up now so my presence in the area is well shielded(I hope!)

Head back to the hotel for the nights fun.Lik is no match for H** in the sex department but is very loving nevertheless.The only problem I had was while I was shagging Lik in the ankle earrings position I suddenly felt the sensation increase,I resist the urge to continue as I realise the condom has split ,hopefully no harm has been done?

We laid in until 10 then after the morings fun I decided to do the boyfriend/girlfriend bit and we went for a stroll in Lumpini park.We by some bread and feed the carp(I wish I had my rods with me).Its very pleasant walking around here and as we sat on the bench drinking our cans of drink I realised how great it is to be alive.We had lunch off a food stall outside(fuck knows what it was but it tasted good).

We arrive back at Patpong and find a bar where she knows some other girls and shoot some pool.I dont no why they bother having pockets on Thai pool tables as their so big you may just as well rip the cushions off and let the balls just drop on the floor!I,m not sure what rules the Thai,s play to but Lik certainly cheats!

A bit later we go to my home bar for a couple of Klosters and I do my usual flirting with the "Star of Lite" girls,I produce my bottle of mouthwash I just brought at Watsons and they laugh!

I dispense with Lik,s services but promise to call by later and have a drink with her before I meet H**.This she understands.

Lik is very good for the girlfriend experience but she,s not good at nasty sex like H**.

On arrival back at the hotel before posting todays report I decided to look back at my video of the "Battle of the Eden club".By God these girls sure know how to give good head

Incidently, something I forgot to write about the other day was that when I took the Eden girls one of them was wearing a T shirt with a sloggan on the front which read "100% juicy".You better fucking believe it!

Tonight its H** again.I better get another vitamin v in for this awsome chick!

Some weeks ago I wrote a post titled"Is it all worth it".Oh yes my friends it most definetly is!

[Lusty]

I hit Patpong at 19.00 and sat with Lik in her bar for half hour.She had another L/t sorted for later on (I don,t feel so guilty now).She was visibly sad when he turned up and I could see why.I dont like to judge others looks because I have enough of my own physical imperfections but b/g,s dont like long straggly beards!If any of you have them,Shave!While Lik,s has her back to me talking to her new companion I quitely pay my checkbin and melt away up the soi.

I still have some time to kill so I decide to pop into my home bar.On the way I make sure I,m right on the path so I have to pass within inches of the "Star of Lite"girls.As I pass there,s several very attractive girls outside and one says to me "Hello hansume man,what is your name"

I say "Rusty" then she says "Come here Lusty I want To suck you"I explian that I have prior engagments and say maybe next time "Ok no problem"she says

I have a coke at my local then nip up to KC1 to pick up H**.I make sure I,m a little bit late so as when I arrive she,s on the poles in that glittery thong and minniscule bra,oh and those long boots,awsome.I wonder if I ask her she,d where her work cloths in my room?

We head back to my home bar and watch the goings on outside the "Star of Lite'.As we sat there drinking three guys walked past and one of them was obviously a newbie,one said to him"You,ve never been in a bar like this one!"then they dissapeared through the door,truth is definetly stranger than fiction.

If I wasn,t with H** tonight I would probably break the golden rule and take the the cashier who I have been flirting with since using this bar.I liken this country to one vast drunken debauched platform game and never know which turn to take. .Turn any corner,go down any soi and there is an adventure waiting for you!

Feeling a bit peckish H** and I go into Ronald Macbarstards for a Fillet o fish and some chips.(At least I,m eating and crapping on this trip,unlike last time).

Get the cab up to Soi Asoke and walk the short distance to Clinton plaza.On the way I try to go down the Thermae steps and H** drags me back and waves her finger at me saying "Place no good"and shakes her head."Blame the shady Stickman"ses I!

We settled down in the Living room for a drink.Whilst H** is in the hongnam I look at one of the hostess girls walking past but when she comes over I explain that I,m with my teeruck"Ok I understand"(I,m terrible).

The music is loud and I,m starting to develope a migraine(looking at to much puusy I guess)so H** and me go into the chill out room for some tonsil tennis and a grope.

Its time to leave as I have a teepee and a damp patch on the front of my trousers.

We get back to the room,strip of and shower and whilst she crouched down and I,m washing the soap off her she gets agobbling .

God, she,s a beautiful little thing.She has one of those pussies with the hanging labia lips and when your eating her its like a mouthful of under cooked bacon.Yum Yum!

I give her the ankle earrings treatment then she beckons me to cum in her mouth.Dirty bitch.

No sooner have I had three drags on my post coitus ciggerette and she, straddling me again.She has a cunt like a vacuum cleaner.

I,d noticed earlier that there had been a dripping sound in the bathroom.I was on the vinegar strokes again and now it was pissing down into the bath.I lost my momentum and decided to call the reception and they sent up an engineer.While do these things always happen at inappropriate times.Only the other day I was videoing a b.g sucking my cock and the bloody phone rang.

Couldn,t manage a morning session with H** and arrange to meet her later.After a week of this sort of behaver even with the help of the vitamin v my knob is showing signs of battle fatigue.

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